/prog/ - Ubuntu users

Name: Haxus the Ub&to 2009-08-28 4:14

ITT: Typical Ubuntu users

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 4:16

does this count? http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=526721

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 4:17

sudo make me a sandwich

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 4:18

Question:
"how do I get the list of applications that automatically starts up when I login?"

Typical Ubuntu Answer:
"Click on here->here->and_here->session and find it out"

Holy crap, I was searching for xinit parameters!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 4:21

>>1
u mad?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 4:26

>>5
No, OP is actually doing it right. Ubuntu users are quite technically immature, and tend toward stupid questions and stupid answers.

As GNU/Linux users we are used to find out ourselves answers by reading documentation, and ask for help only when it's necessary. However this is not basic-user-like, so that's what OP means for "Typical Ubuntu users".

...at least, this is my interpretation.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 4:28

>>3
It's a joke from the comic XKCD :rofl: XD

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 4:59

>>2
wat?
he wanted to add WHAT to a bash script?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 5:06

how do i install this application? my friend told me to sudo apt-get, but i can't find the sudo icon anywhere!
it wasn't on my right click menu, it wasn't even on my start bar!
please help

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 5:16

use synaptic ^^

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 5:25

>>9
OK, here's how you do this.
First, you must launch a terminal. Double click the terminal icon on your desktop.
Then, type this:
sudo apt-get install appname
You may also copy and paste this. Confirm with enter.
Sudo gives your root privileges. It should prompt for your password. Type your password, then press enter (your password is not shown as you type it, so don't worry, nothing's wrong).
Never run commands with sudo you found on the internet before knowing what they do!!!
There, all done! Welcome to Ubuntu!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 5:46

>>11
There's no terminal icon on my desktop!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 7:11

>>12
Then add it it's open-source you whiny be productive once in your life and fix it instead of whining

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 7:38

>>11

This is why Ubuntu will never succeed.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 9:19

IF U WERE DROPPED TO /opt TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR DELETION CUZ ID B N UPSTREAM BUGZILLA FLAMIN DA CUNT THAT MADE UR EBUILD!

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WE TRUE NERDS
WE OPTIMIZE OUR CFLAGS TOGETHER
WE TALKIN ON IRC WITH www.opera.com TOGETHER
send this PENGUIN to every thread you care about including this one if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 256 your A TRUE NERD

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 9:49

>>11
That's not funny; once I asked for a line to tweak my touchpad a little (seen it in the manpage a long time ago and didn't remember what was it called), and they gave me something like this. A word about sudo, how to use nano, etc, instead of the two words I needed.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 9:51

>>15
Every day, we be burnin', not concernin' what Microsoft wanna say?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 9:57

>>15
CFLAGS JUST KICKED IN, YO!
Someone provide the appropriate ASCII art plx..

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 10:22

Ubantu users are stupid anuses. A true hacker never uses a sucky system like ubuntu. It gives you lots of constraints and treat you as a stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 11:22

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 11:28

>>20
It's so beautifulಥ_ಥ

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 11:29

>>20
how do u install the font's to display it in firefox
corefont crash with the error "unexpected"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 11:49

>>22
Really?
Like, whenever I repost it somewhere, some Linux user's Firefox crashes?
Please, tell me that's true!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 12:03

>>23
Nowhere in his post did he say he used Linux IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 12:23

>>24
Corefonts is a Linux package for the Microsoft TrueType fonts.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 12:29

>>25
My bad

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 12:41

hi im youre grandma and ubuntu is so easy to use that i dont know a fuckin thing about computers and i still use it to check my email since my grandson set it up for me

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 12:43

my grandson set it up for me
You'd think she would set it up herself considering it's only about 8 clicks last time I checked anyway which was Ubuntu 8.04 lazy bitch

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 21:25

>>27
It's called grammar.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 21:34

>>29
hi im youre grandma and ubuntu is so easy to use that i dont know a fuckin thing about computers and i still use it to troll the shit out of this guy on /prog/ since my grandson set it up for me

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 7:10

I bet my grandma would make a pretty good troll.

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1 Name: Haxus the Ub&to 2009-08-28 4:14

2 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 4:16

3 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 4:17

4 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 4:18

5 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 4:21

6 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 4:26

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12 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 5:46

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15 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 9:19

16 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 9:49

17 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 9:51

18 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 9:57

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