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Javathon

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 20:45

I'm currently developing a new programming language that combines the best aspects of Python and Java. This language will be called Javathon. In short, it has all of the OO, portability and library support of Java combined with the white space delimiters and intuitive design of Python. Best part: you will be able to choose weather your program is compiled or interpreted!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 20:47

>>1
This is your best idea since infinite decompression, FrozenVoid!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 20:55

weather
I'm not sure how that ties into all this.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 20:56

so you're aim is to make Java worse by adding FIOC & other python faggotry?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 20:56

make Java worse
I see what you did there

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 21:06

>>1
ahAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 22:11

Or you could use Jython

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 22:19

>>7
f f f f f f f ffff

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 3:18

Javathon sounds more like a competition than a programming language.

Actually, now that I think about it, Python is starting to sound like a competition about Pys.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 3:21

>>9

sounds more like a transformer to me.
-javathon, attack them them from behind.
-roger, megetron.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 3:31

>>10
no sir

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 11:17

>>10
Not even CLOSE! But I fucking loled.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 12:23

>>10
How about mibitron ?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 6:29

class IHBT(java.util.List):
  """This class is pure shit."""
  private static final String IHBT = "IHBT";

  /**
   * Super-fashion constructor.
   *
   * @param i an integer value, or not
   */
  def __init__(self, i):
    try {
      this.add(None);
    } finally {
      for (;;)
        print self.IHBT
    }

EXPERT JAVATHON PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 9:53

>>14
Needs more AbstractShitFactory.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 9:59

>>14
That was beautiful.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 5:10

>>1
the best aspects of Python and Java
Lambdas and C syntax?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 8:35

There already is a language that combines the best features of Java and Python. It's called Python.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 10:26

>>18
I thought you were going to say Ruby

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-20 13:28

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-20 13:32

This is the worst idea I've ever heard proposed.

Do it.
Don't change these.
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