/prog/ - Vote up if you like money

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 7:55

http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/9dmnw/whos_earning_100k_as_a_computer_programmer/

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 8:31

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 8:33

sqlite> select count(*) from threads where title like 'Vote up if %'; 8

Highly original troll!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 9:02

>>3
Your superfluously complicated solution is wrong.

[cockslayer@konata:~] curl dis.4chan.org/prog/subject.txt | igrep "vote up if" | wc -l 7

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 10:11

why is everyone makin' so much money ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 10:17

>>4
cockslayer@konata
( ﾟ -ﾟ)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 10:19

>>5
Either the employers are idiots, or these programmers are actually competent enough to demand such a salary.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 10:21

>>5
because they don't write shit code like FV. obviously

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 10:41

>>6
What? It's like a bricklayer, except I make houses made of cocks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 10:56

>>9
oh, i thought it was cock-slayer.
cocks-layer makes a lot more sense ('-`)b

Name: Haxus the Cockslayer 2009-08-25 12:17

beneath the cocks layer is where you find the creamy caramel center

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 12:52

>>7
competent programmers
bragging on reddit

Name: SageSpeare 2009-08-25 13:14

>>12 I dids't indeed LOL, my Good Sir, and quite heartily at that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 13:50

>>13
I'm taking the apostrophe away from you until you've demonstrated you can use it in a responsible manner.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 14:36

>>14

how can he demonstrate he can use it in a responsible manner if your taking it away though?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 14:46

I like konata

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 17:12

>>16

I think you meant Kontana

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 17:19

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9e1cc/im_wondering_who_on_reddit_is_the_oldest_virgin/

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 18:29

>>15
A 5 page essay about apostrophes.
Due next Monday.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 19:32

>>19
apostrophe's are gay

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 20:30

>>19-20
apostrophae

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 23:13

>>21
apostrophen

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-25 18:23

565457

> test

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