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you all fail

Name: SkiddieKript !!u73mm2xOxI8U4N2 2009-08-25 3:01

99% of the people here fail at programming, with the exception of me and FrozenVoid.

Prove to me you are capable of something useful or forever be looked down upon.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 3:04

You've got a logic fail as all != 99%.  Sounds like your floating point is broken.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 3:11

>>1
Ok, thats just ridiculous. I can program.

[code]public class helloworld
{
public static void main(string args){   
return System.out.println("Hello, World!")
}
}[code]

Don't criticize my typing conventions! Everyone has their own unique programming style which is perfect in its own way. PLEASE DON'T HURT MY FEELINGS I LOVE TO PROGRAM

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 3:28

Nice try FV.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 4:19

alias rev='perl -e "@a = <>; print reverse @a"'
No way you can better!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 4:20

fuck off and die, tripfag.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 7:19

>>1
Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

Still, this isn't *that* abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 8:35

>>7
keinne is not a where cow ^__^;

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 10:17

99% of the people here fail at trolling, with the exception of me and /prog/'s greatest troll.

Prove to me you are capable of something flameworthy or forever be rated lowly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 10:42

>>1,3,6,8-9
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 11:46

My penis is a really wonderful programmer

Name: SkiddieKript you idiot !!u73mm2xOxI8U4N2 2009-08-25 22:12

Just testing if you're using the same trip here as you just did in /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 22:32


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