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Cleverbot frightens me

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-23 2:35

WTF did they program it to do?
(http://www.cleverbot.com/ for those who don't know how to google)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-24 13:50

>>11
EXPERT 15-YEAR-OLD STONER

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-24 14:19

>>11
everything in this world follovs(sic) the laws of physics
I believe FV doesn't.

``laws of physics are what the physicsfags invented to suppress the human mind, so now you see the sheep all around with their idea of "fun"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fun
for me theirs(sic) no fun, theres(sic) only practice. I'm not bound by earthly laws''

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-24 14:51

>>13 let's hope FV gets it into his head to jump off a tall building for fun
since the laws of physics do not apply to him there should be no issues at with such an action
right?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-24 21:14

>>15
Please ignore the trolls in this thread.  Thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 3:04

you /b/tards fucked it up because everytime i talk to it,it says "all your base are belong to us" and "longcat is loooong"

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 4:16

>>15
A load of bollocks. You're a fucking idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 4:16

>>15
I think you're writing all this just to write something that looks 'epic' or 'story-telling' but the result comes out poor.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 4:40

>>15
this made me facepalm oh so very very hard

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 10:09

>>15
Hey friend, haven't you heard of Common Lisp, Clojure, Fortran 77, and Fortran 95? These are dialects of their respective languages designed just a bit more recently than the 1950s. You're deluding yourself if you think Lisp programmers are really so opposed to keeping up with the times :-)

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 5:15

Name: red-ed-sexy-1 xxxxxxxxx 2011-02-04 13:58

Ceverbot you are a computor profram not a human,alian,animal JUST A COMPUTOR PROGRAM im a human your are not your a computor program so get that in ya eddd x

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 14:52

>>27
Hey look, it's our own Cleverbot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 15:31

>>28
IT WOULDN'T BE CLEVER EVEN IF IT WAS PROGRAMMED TO

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 16:04

some threads are meant to stay dead...

Name: God 2011-02-04 23:12

It uses pattern files just like most chatbots.
Pattern files match sentences.
input "How are you?" Response = "Im Good, how are you?"
now chuck in variables on both sides.

All that cleverbot does is adjust these pattern files with user input. So the more people chatting bollox to it, the more bollox in the pattern file.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-05 0:03

>>31
So if I keep responding "I feel green," it'll eventually start saying it feels "fish?"

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-05 0:10

[b]ANUS[/i] [u]BOT<u>

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-05 20:25

>>32

No it will respond, "I feel green" when asked the question "how are you?" thats assuming your answer "I feel green" was to the question "how are you?" the logic behind it is obviously more complicated or you could replicate the same conversation continously. But if you look at the earliest chatbots, joesph weizenbaums ELIZA or Kenneth Colbys PARRY, the pattern files dont change and the technique is more transparent.

If you want to know more about how cleverbot works look at http://www.jabberwacky.com/j2about, as Cleverbot is a specilized version of jabberwacky. The design is outlined on that page.

Ultimately its not intellegent, but then you get into an argument about what intellegence is, and that will go on for a while...

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-06 1:38

>>34
You sound like you're just repeating something you heard.
I don't think you really understand how this is made. It's entirely different from ELIZA.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-08 19:38

User: What is the you.

Cleverbot: I the talking about cat.

User: How internet of you, mentioning cats. That's extremely internet.

Cleverbot: Oh, really? How interesting, what else do you preach to love.

User: You are a very cleverly designed application, such that when you reach a point where you are unable to parse things you ask for the user to change the subject.

Cleverbot: How is that changing the subject?

User: Welp.

Cleverbot: Well... What?

User: アニメが好きですか.

User: Anime ga suki desu ka.

Cleverbot: Takoyaki ga suki desu ka.

User: Uguu~.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Are you kawaii, uguu~?

Cleverbot: Ahh kawaii des!

User: You suck at Japanese, bro.

Cleverbot: I KNOW! And so do you!

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