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How many of you have neckbeards?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 16:48

And if so, how long is it? Mine isn't too long, but I'm trying my best.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 16:51

I just have some stubble right now.  The hair on one's neck should never get longer than that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 16:53

>>1
Interesting, tell me more OP.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 16:53

>>2
Very true. Facial Hair in general is annoying and obnoxious.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 16:55

>>4

Annoying and obnoxious? How so? It doesn't bother me.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-21 16:59

>>1
I can't grow one! wwwwwwwwwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 17:00

>>1
I don't have a neckbeard, but I have one of those douchebag goatees.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 17:18

>>2
What if there's hair everywhere else?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 17:22

I'm not a hobo so I shave

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 17:52

I have a job and don't want to look like a filthy hippie, so I shave.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 18:48

ITT we are sexless, unfashionable nerds whose facial hair grows so patchily as to not be worth mentioning.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 19:09

>>9
>>10
Man, what's with all the beard-haters here? I personally think that I look better with a beard.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 19:49

>>8,12
A beard can look good on some guys.  A neckbeard, however, never looks good on any man.  Shave that shit unless you're growing a full beard AND that sort of thing looks good on you.

Also, you forgot your expert quote optimization

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 21:13

Hugh Laurie style, here.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-21 23:13

I have some facial hair but it like 3mm and i usually shave it off weekly.
Neckbeards are ugly and unhygienic. I don't care that their owners code Lunix kernels all year round, they look like savages.


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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 23:21

I look like a young mountain man, somewhere between RMS and "decent."

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 0:38

>>14
Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 3:16

"There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless—boys and women—and I am neither one." - Greek saying

"A woman with a beard looks like a man. A man without a beard looks like a woman." - Afghan saying

Maybe I'll post a picture of my beard and see if it meets /prog/'s standards--not that I would care if it didn't. I like the aged, manlier appearance that a beard brings.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 3:53

I actually wear a traditional style moustache. No beard.

Name: clever guy 2009-08-22 4:08

I have a neckbeard from when I wake up until when I shave.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-22 5:33

>>18 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_tradition
And i have to note appeal to cultures irrelevant today as source of that tradition.



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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 6:42

>>17
Xarn has a glorious full beard.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 7:34

>>20
You also write 20000 assembly lines daily and drink pure ethanol, am I right

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 13:44

>>19
dickbroom
cockduster

Name: Haxus the Virgin 2009-08-22 13:45

Haxus the Virgin

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 18:01

I don't.
I am beautiful

Name: Haxus the BBCoder 2009-08-24 17:19

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