How many of you have neckbeards?

And if so, how long is it? Mine isn't too long, but I'm trying my best.

"There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless—boys and women—and I am neither one." - Greek saying

"A woman with a beard looks like a man. A man without a beard looks like a woman." - Afghan saying

Maybe I'll post a picture of my beard and see if it meets /prog/'s standards--not that I would care if it didn't. I like the aged, manlier appearance that a beard brings.