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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 3:30

Today, while I was riding the bus, this girl gets on, holding a huge inflatable snake. The words "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" kept going through my mind and it was incredibly hard not to giggle like a little girl.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 3:44

maybe you in fact are a little girl.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 4:32

maybe you in fact don't understand how to use sage.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 4:47

>>3
Fuck you, dipshit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 4:50

nothing springs to mind.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 6:08

Today, while I was driving my BMW, this girl goes down on my huge inflatable snake. The words "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" kept going through my mind and it was incredibly hard not to giggle like a little girl.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 6:12

Today, while I was driving my BMW, this girl goes down on my huge inflatable snake. The words "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" kept going through my mind and the snake was incredibly hard. Then, a moment of satori.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-19 6:26

>>7 After that your car jumps into a ditch,because you lost control.The 'satori moment' ends.
After several hours, paramedics find burned bodies of you and your lifeless partner.



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What makes you think human beings are sentient and aware? There's no evidence for it. Human beings never think for themselves, they find it too uncomfortable. For the most part, members of our species simply repeat what they are told-and become upset if they are exposed to any different view. The characteristic human trait is not awareness but conformity, and the characteristic result is religious warfare. Other animals fight for territory or food; but, uniquely in the animal kingdom, human beings fight for their 'beliefs.' The reason is that beliefs guide behavior which has evolutionary importance among human beings. But at a time when our behavior may well lead us to extinction, I see no reason to assume we have any awareness at all. We are stubborn, self-destructive conformists. Any other view of our species is just a self-congratulatory delusion. Next question.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 6:41

>>8

thats not very nice

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 6:42

>>8
..and a dead dog.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 8:03

>>10
U MENA HASKAL?

Name: ROFL 2009-08-19 15:32

this thread posed a quite pleasent experience for me .
never the less , i must sage it .

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 16:35

I was walking in a parking lot to my car and I spot a bumper sticker that said
My Other Car,
      Is a CDR


I was laughing my ass off.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 19:01

>>13
I then I got hit by a cudder

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 13:57

Don't change these.
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