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LEARN YOU A ERLANG FOR GREAT GOOD

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 17:52

http://learnyousomeerlang.com/

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 17:55

Thanks for giving us the latest updates from reddit.com/r/programming, >>1.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 17:57

>>2
you're welcome

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 18:10

Oh god, it's written by the same guy who wrote LYAHFGG. Luckily, I already knew Haskell when I saw that, but this might be dangerous.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 18:12

>>4
no it's not

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 18:13

rip off of LYAH

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 18:34

9> -50 * (100 - 4999).

-9999
lolwut?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 18:40

>>7
Duhuuuuuuurrrrhhhh? My erl yields 244950...

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 18:53

>>7
Stack pointer monadic overflow

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 18:55

>>9
get the fuck out

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 19:05

>>10
Make me. *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 19:06

I prefer my why's poignant guide to ruby because the guy is genuinely insane instead of two degrees of pretending.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 19:08

Functions always returning the same result for the same parameter is called referential transparenc
Uhm, no. Learn some category theory or some other abstract bullshite before you teach Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 19:23

Need to get 37.9MB of archives.
After this operation, 103MB of additional disk space will be used.

Is every toy language so bloated?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 19:29

>>14
Updating rubygems (which are required to use the language for anything else than fibs) often takes more than a hour, while giving minimal feedback about whatever is happening.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 19:30

>>14

Only when you use a baby OS with dependency checking

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 19:35

Erlang (BEAM) emulator version 5.6.3 [source] [smp:2] [async-threads:0] [kernel-poll:false]

Eshell V5.6.3  (abort with ^G)
1> h
1> help
1> help()
1> help()
1> q()
1> quit
1> hax my anus

What the hell, it's not doing anything.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 19:41

>>17
try q().

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 19:43

>>18
I did.
1> q()

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 19:50

>>19
facepalm.app

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 19:53

>>20
WOW IT WORKS HOW DID YOU DO THAT

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 19:56

>>19
add the fucking dot at the end

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-18 20:00

>>22
hey bro calm down

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 2:43

>>23
Don't halt/0 me, bro!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 2:49

wow what a coincidence, I jsut decided I should learn another language this semester and a friend recommended erlang, thanks OP this will be my resource! :D :D

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 2:53

>>1
AH FUCK NOT AGAIN FIRST THE FLAG ELEPHANT AND NOW NECK BEARD SQUID, FUCK.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 4:36

>>25
HE HAS BEEN HELPED OH GOD WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-19 4:53

>>27
Isn't this the purpose of /prog/?


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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 5:34

>>28
DQN!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 6:55

>>29
what that mean

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 13:27

>>30
That information is classified, son.
Sorry I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 5:07

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