A better Haskell than Haskell

I would like to introduce you fine gentlemen to the programming language Clean, which is markedly superior to Haskell in every respect. And I do mean "respect," in that it has earned yours simply by being. I hope that you have the common sense to bow down and worship this superior programming language. If you don't, I suppose there may well be no hope for all of you.... You will just have to perish in flames.

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Java takes some time after it starts up to reach a stable point after which things will start taking stable amounts of time. ``Steady state'' refers to this point.
Presumably it's still loading libraries and whatnot in the background before that, but it's equally likely that Sun is just fucking with you.