Lets write a C program!

Each post should only add one line(80 chars) of code, lines with syntax errors should be skipped or corrected.  Re-post the program in your post.  I'll start:


#include <stdio.h>


#include <stdio.h>
#include <curses.h>

fuck off and die, you dirty tripfag.

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echo "am i doin it rite?"
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#define DllImport   __declspec( dllimport )
#define DllExport   __declspec( dllexport )


#include <stdio.h>
#include <curses.h>

struct Cat {

#include <stdio.h>
#include <curses.h>

struct Cat {
/* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */

cout << "Let's write a C program!" << endl;

#include <stdio.h>
#include <curses.h>

struct Cat {
/* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
 FILE *input;

The cat struct needs a pointer to a table

[code]#include <stdio.h>
#include <curses.h>

struct Cat {
/* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
 FILE *input;
    //FIXME 2009-08-14 20:13:00 add a pointer to a table

#include <stdio.h>
#include <curses.h>

struct Cat {
/* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
     FILE *input;
     Cat* nextCat;


    #include <stdio.h>
    #include <curses.h>

    struct Cat {
    /* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
         FILE *input;
         Cat *nextCat;
         Cat *tableCat;


        #include <stdio.h>
        #include <curses.h>

        struct Cat {
        /* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
             FILE *input;
             Cat *nextCat;
             Cat *tableCat;
             enum isthiscatfine { no, yes };

            #include <stdio.h>
            #include <curses.h>

            struct Cat {
            /* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
                 FILE *input;
                 Cat *nextCat;
                 Cat *tableCat;
                 enum isthiscatfine { no, yes };
            }

            printf("GRUNNUR");


#include <stdio.h>
#include <curses.h>

struct Cat {
/* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
     FILE *input;
     Cat *nextCat;
     Cat *tableCat;
     enum isthiscatfine { no, yes };
}

printf("GRUNNUR");
/* I wonder how long until this code is


#include <stdio.h>
#include <curses.h>

struct Cat {
/* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
     FILE *input;
     Cat *nextCat;
     Cat *tableCat;
     enum isthiscatfine { no, yes };
}

printf("GRUNNUR");
/* I wonder how long until this code is
   too long to fit on the front page?   */

#include <stdio.h>
#include <curses.h>

struct Cat {
/* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
     FILE *input;
     Cat *nextCat;
     Cat *tableCat;
     enum isthiscatfine { no, yes };
}

printf("GRUNNUR");
/* I wonder how long until this code is
   too long to fit on the front page?   */
int main(int argc, char **argv) { /* seriously, it starts now. */


   return 0;
}



    #include <stdio.h>
    #include <curses.h>

    struct Cat {
    /* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
         FILE *input;
         Cat *nextCat;
         Cat *tableCat;
         enum isthiscatfine { no, yes };
    }

    printf("GRUNNUR");
    /* I wonder how long until this code is
       too long to fit on the front page?   */
    int main(int argc, char **argv) { /* seriously, it starts now. */

       return 0;
    }
/* Good work everyone */

cat.c:2:24: error: curses.h: No such file or directory
cat.c:7: error: expected specifier-qualifier-list before ‘Cat’
cat.c:12: error: expected declaration specifiers or ‘...’ before string constant
cat.c:12: error: conflicting types for ‘printf’


lol.c:7: error: expected specifier-qualifier-list before ‘Cat’
lol.c:12: error: expected declaration specifiers or ‘...’ before string constant
lol.c:12: error: conflicting types for ‘printf’

>>21
The first error is your fault, for trying to compile without -lcurses.

>>23

what about them other uns?

>>24
They aren't.

Your cat is missing a semicolon.

Refactoran to compile

    #include <stdio.h>
    /*#include <curses.h> */

    typedef struct {
    /* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
         FILE *input;
         void *nextCat;
         void *tableCat;
         enum { no, yes } isthiscatfine;
    } Cat;

    /* printf("GRUNNUR"); */
    /* I wonder how long until this code is
       too long to fit on the front page?   */
    int main(int argc, char **argv) { /* seriously, it starts now. */

       return 0;
    }
/* Good work everyone */

>>25
Huh.
Welp.

I mean, that's all?

    Refactoran to compile

        #include <stdio.h>
        /*#include <curses.h> */

        typedef struct {
        /* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
             FILE *input;
             void *nextCat;
             void *tableCat;
             enum { no, yes } isthiscatfine;
        } Cat;

        /* printf("GRUNNUR"); */
        /* I wonder how long until this code is
           too long to fit on the front page?   */
        int main(int argc, char **argv) { /* seriously, it starts now. */

           return 0;
        }
    /* Good work everyone */
   
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*/

Is that the pokemon Mew?

>>30
pedobear

#include <stdio.h>
#include <curses.h>

typedef struct {
     /* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
     FILE *input;
     void *nextCat;
     void *tableCat;
     enum { no, yes } isthiscatfine;
} Cat;

/* I wonder how long until this code is
   too long to fit on the front page? */
int main(int argc, char **argv) { /* seriously, it starts now. */
     printf("Welcome to Cat v0.01\n");

Cat kitty;




    #include <stdio.h>
    #include <curses.h>

    typedef struct {
         /* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
         FILE *input;
         void *nextCat;
         void *tableCat;
         enum { no, yes } isthiscatfine;
    } Cat;

    /* I wonder how long until this code is
       too long to fit on the front page? */
    int main(int argc, char **argv) { /* seriously, it starts now. */
         printf("Welcome to Cat v0.01\n");
         Cat cat;


#include <stdio.h>
#include <curses.h>

typedef struct {
  /* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
  FILE *input;
  void *nextCat;
  void *tableCat;
  enum { no, yes } isthiscatfine;
} Cat;

/* I wonder how long until this code is
   too long to fit on the front page? */

int main(int argc, char **argv) { /* seriously, it starts now. */
  printf("Welcome to Cat v0.01\n");
  while(1)
  {


#include <stdio.h>
#include <curses.h>

typedef struct {
  /* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
  FILE *input;
  void *nextCat;
  void *tableCat;
  enum { no, yes } isthiscatfine;
} Cat;

/* I wonder how long until this code is
   too long to fit on the front page? */

int main(int argc, char **argv) { /* seriously, it starts now. */
  printf("Welcome to Cat v0.01\n");
  Cat c;
  while(1) {
    c.input = fopen("OP_is_gay", "wt");

#include <stdio.h>
#include <curses.h>

typedef struct {
  /* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
  FILE *input;
  void *nextCat;
  void *tableCat;
  enum { no, yes } isthiscatfine;
} Cat;

/* I wonder how long until this code is
   too long to fit on the front page? */

int main(int argc, char **argv) { /* seriously, it starts now. */
  printf("Welcome to Cat v0.01\n");
  Cat c;
  while(1) {
    c.input = fopen("OP_is_gay", "wt");
    if(!c.input) break;[/code]


#include <stdio.h>
#include <curses.h>

typedef struct {
  /* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
  FILE *input;
  void *nextCat;
  void *tableCat;
  enum { no, yes } isthiscatfine;
} Cat;

/* I wonder how long until this code is
   too long to fit on the front page? */

int main(int argc, char **argv) { /* seriously, it starts now. */
  printf("Welcome to Cat v0.01\n");
  Cat c;
  while(1) {
    c.input = fopen("OP_is_gay", "wt");
    if(!c.input) break;
    int
    *
    GRUNNUR
    ;


thecat.c: In function ‘main’:
thecat.c:27: error: expected declaration or statement at end of input
thecat.c:27: error: expected declaration or statement at end of input

>>39
There aren't even 27 lines, anusboy!

#include <stdio.h>
#include <curses.h>

typedef struct {
  /* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
  FILE *input;
  void *nextCat;
  void *tableCat;
  enum { no, yes } isthiscatfine;
} Cat;

/* I wonder how long until this code is
   too long to fit on the front page? */

int main(int argc, char **argv) { /* seriously, it starts now. */
  printf("Welcome to Cat v0.01\n");
  Cat c;
  while(1) {
    c.input = fopen("OP_is_gay", "wt");
    if(!c.input) break;
    int
    *
    GRUNNUR
    ;
    *GRUNNER = 137;

I don't think you can declare a variable inside a loop.

>>41
Sorry, should be

#include <stdio.h>
#include <curses.h>

typedef struct {
  /* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
  FILE *input;
  void *nextCat;
  void *tableCat;
  enum { no, yes } isthiscatfine;
} Cat;

/* I wonder how long until this code is
   too long to fit on the front page? */

int main(int argc, char **argv) { /* seriously, it starts now. */
  printf("Welcome to Cat v0.01\n");
  Cat c;
  while(1) {
    c.input = fopen("OP_is_gay", "wt");
    if(!c.input) break;
    int
    *
    GRUNNUR
    ;
    *GRUNNER = 137;

>>40


I'm sorry, dear. Try line 24

>>43
Jesus. No.
It should be


#include <stdio.h>
#include <curses.h>

typedef struct {
  /* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
  FILE *input;
  void *nextCat;
  void *tableCat;
  enum { no, yes } isthiscatfine;
} Cat;

/* I wonder how long until this code is
   too long to fit on the front page? */

int main(int argc, char **argv) { /* seriously, it starts now. */
  printf("Welcome to Cat v0.01\n");
  Cat c;
  while(1) {
    c.input = fopen("OP_is_gay", "wt");
    if(!c.input) break;
    int *GRUNNUR;
    *GRUNNER = 137;
}}

>>45

[a]whooops[/a]


#include <stdio.h>
#include <curses.h>

typedef struct {
  /* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
  FILE *input;
  void *nextCat;
  void *tableCat;
  enum { no, yes } isthiscatfine;
} Cat;

/* I wonder how long until this code is
   too long to fit on the front page? */

int main(int argc, char **argv) { /* seriously, it starts now. */
  printf("Welcome to Cat v0.01\n");
  Cat c;
  while(1) {
    c.input = fopen("OP_is_gay", "wt");
    if(!c.input) break;
    int *GRUNNUR;
    *GRUNNUR = 137;
}}

>>46
Anuses is my dick, bullshit!! Go play with your own toys!

#include <stdio.h>
#include <curses.h>

typedef struct {
  /* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
  FILE *input;
  void *nextCat;
  void *tableCat;
  enum { no, yes } isthiscatfine;
} Cat;

/* I wonder how long until this code is
   too long to fit on the front page? */

int main(int argc, char **argv) { /* seriously, it starts now. */
  printf("Welcome to Cat v0.01\n");
  Cat c;
  while(1) {
    c.input = fopen("OP_is_gay", "wt");
    if(!c.input) break;
    int *GRUNNUR;
    *GRUNNUR = 137;
  }
  bampu();
}

fist off you guys need to be posting diffs, second

>>21
you don't have curses installed. you are a drain on society.

>>49
Or on Ubanto.

>>50
ubanto is a drain on loonix

>>51
Or on Mac.



    #include <stdio.h>
    #include <curses.h>

    typedef struct {
      /* （　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE RINGTONES */
      FILE *input;
      void *nextCat;
      void *tableCat;
      enum { no, yes } isthiscatfine;
    } Cat;

    /* I wonder how long until this code is
       too long to fit on the front page? */

    int main(int argc, char **argv) { /* seriously, it starts now. */
      printf("Welcome to Cat v0.01\n");
      char niggers = "jews";
      Cat c;
      while(1) {
        c.input = fopen("OP_is_gay", "wt");
        if(!c.input) break;
        int *GRUNNUR;
        *GRUNNUR = 137;
      }
    }

>>52
mac is a drain on bsd

>>54
hax is a drain on MY ANUS


#define { BEGIN
#include <stdio.h>
    #include <curses.h>

    typedef struct BEGIN
      /* (???`)?<?COOL FREE RINGTONES */
      FILE *input;
      void *nextCat;
      void *tableCat;
      enum { no, yes } isthiscatfine;
    } Cat;

    /* I wonder how long until this code is
       too long to fit on the front page? */

    int main(int argc, char **argv) BEGIN /* seriously, it starts now. */
      printf("Welcome to Cat v0.01\n");
      char niggers = "jews";
      Cat c;
      while(1) BEGIN
        c.input = fopen("OP_is_gay", "wt");
        if(!c.input) break;
        int *GRUNNUR;
        *GRUNNUR = 137;
      }
    }

SO I HEARD YOU LIKE ALGOL


#define { BEGIN
#define } END
#include <stdio.h>
    #include <curses.h>

    typedef struct BEGIN
      /* (???`)?<?COOL FREE RINGTONES */
      FILE *input;
      void *nextCat;
      void *tableCat;
      enum { no, yes } isthiscatfine;
    END Cat;

    /* I wonder how long until this code is
       too long to fit on the front page? */

    int main(int argc, char **argv) BEGIN /* seriously, it starts now. */
      printf("Welcome to Cat v0.01\n");
      char niggers = "jews";
      Cat c;
      while(1) BEGIN
        c.input = fopen("OP_is_gay", "wt");
        if(!c.input) break;
        int *GRUNNUR;
        *GRUNNUR = 137;
      END
    END

Now listen here, jerkfaces. curses automatically links stdio, so you have unoptimised code.

s/links/includes/

>>58
expert c trolling

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