FOLLOW THE SIMPLE RULES

http://lisperati.com/landoflisp/

I'm sure everyone on /#haskell/ /prog/ has seen this already but I didn't find a reference to it in my cursory evaluation of this board's activity from the past year or two (ie. by glancing at the front page; anything else would require side effects).

>>45
You're just jealous of us that achieved satori. Monads allow programmers to express a massive range of computational processes in a standard and elegant manner - the monadic way. If you want your program to make use of a specific computation, just apply more Monads! Don't need a specific computation, just don't use the monad!

Some examples of computations though monads include
*  Representing failure using Maybe monad
* Nondeterminism through backtracking using List monad
* State using State monad
* Read-only environment using Reader monad
* I/O using IO monad

You too can wield the power. Learn monads today and achieve satori now!