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http://lisperati.com/landoflisp/

I'm sure everyone on /#haskell/ /prog/ has seen this already but I didn't find a reference to it in my cursory evaluation of this board's activity from the past year or two (ie. by glancing at the front page; anything else would require side effects).

>>24
The comic says nothing about type systems, although smug Lisp weenies would still rather have you using Scheme than OCaml.

By the way, the irony in the comic that you failed to notice (or ignored, you roguish troll, you) is the way that "cheating" with side effects is portrayed as unsafe. The Lisp programmers manage to demolish a forest and vaporize a cat in the course of writing their programs, and these are real dangers that programmers face every day in impure languages like C and Prolog. Basically, the whole thing is satirizing the Lisp community even more than it's making fun of Haskell.