/prog/ - Mat Dickie

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 11:21

Every industry has one. The free-thinking rebel that redefines the rules. He says what no-one else will say and does what no-one else will do. Fuelled by raw passion, he seizes an art form by the throat and drags it to its apex. What they invented, he makes it sing. His peers hate him but the public love his style. At once he intimidates and inspires; breaking down the walls that secure some yet block others. Welcome to MDickie.com - home of the games industry's first true 3-dimensional character! Whether he's the "hero" or the "villain" depends entirely on your perspective...

http://www.mdickie.com/

Look at this badass motherfucker, /prog/. You'll never be as cool as him if you only keep making toy programs.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 7:20

>>760
http://remarkify.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/leah_post.jpg

Name: Royboy 2010-02-07 7:59

I'm a male and participated in hetero sex. Does this mean I'm gay?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 11:05

>>762
Yes! Haskell can do that.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 17:27

>>761

I'd let her discuss the Leah Culver Clamping Star Algorithm my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-08 1:17

>>762
Only if the other hetero male was gay.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-08 11:42

GHCi, version 6.10.4: http://www.haskell.org/ghc/ :? for help Loading package ghc-prim ... linking ... done. Loading package integer ... linking ... done. Loading package base ... linking ... done. Prelude> :t mdickie mdickie :: scientist -> artist Prelude>

Name: Andy_Dandruff 2010-02-08 19:28

I bet that I could eat a bourbon biscuit from your mother's hairy gaff.

Name: Andy_Dandruff 2010-02-08 19:28

I bet that I could eat a bourbon biscuit from your mother's hairy gaff.

Name: Brian 2010-02-11 9:59

My wife's so thin she has to run round in the shower to get wet

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-11 11:08

Your momma's so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-11 12:50

GHCi, version 6.10.4: http://www.haskell.org/ghc/  :? for help

Loading package ghc-prim ... linking ... done.

Loading package integer ... linking ... done.

Loading package base ... linking ... done.

Prelude> :t mdickie

mdickie :: scientist -> art**Exception: stack overflow

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-11 13:11

GHCi, version 6.10.4: http://www.haskell.org/ghc/ :ihbt for help
Loading package ghc-prim ... linking ... done...
Loading package integer ... linking ... done...
Loading package base ... linking ... done...
Prelude> :t mdickie
mdickie :: scientist -> art**Exception: paint overflow

Name: Jbc 2010-02-11 15:36

I shit on your bed after i finish fucking your girlfriend

Name: Jbc 2010-02-11 15:36

I shit on your bed after i finish fucking your girlfriend

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-11 15:42

I shit on your girlfriend after i finish fucking your bed

Name: Dipshit 2010-02-11 15:48

Cum on my shit

Name: Dipshit 2010-02-11 15:49

Cum on my shit

Name: Dipshit 2010-02-11 15:58

Cum on my shit

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-11 16:22

Shit on my cum

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-11 16:26

On my shit cum.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-11 21:02

http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/a-fear-ism-the-ignorance-of-atheism/8097177

A-fear-ism: The Ignorance Of Atheism

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At a point in time when every other person is an unblinking atheist, "A-fear-ism" offers the most cogent argument against the movement yet. Dispensing with philosophical jargon and pretentious posturing, religious educator Mat Dickie brings a refreshing dose of common sense to the debate. He exposes the ignorant assumptions made by the cynical mind, and reveals the arguments against religion to be anything but "rational". As the title of the book suggests, he considers atheism to be "the irrational fear of religion" - and leaves us in no doubt that we embrace such a negative world view to our detriment.

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What?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-11 23:00

>>781
No way that's actually him.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-11 23:12

>>782
http://mdickie.com/products.htm

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-11 23:12

>>781
The Pie Eater will have a field day with this.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-11 23:23

So I've been (forced to) program in prolog recently (due to LOL EDUCATION).
I FUCKING HAET THAT REBEL THAT REDEFINES THE RULES NOW.
It's like I'm making the printing block instead of just writing stuff down. Sure it has its advantages, but I'm still CARVING BACKWARD LETTERS IN STONE.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-12 3:41

>religious educator Mat Dickie
Mat Dickie gains 4 points on the troll scale.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-12 3:58

>>786
Just 4? I'd give him at least 8 if not 10 at least.

Name: Mat Dickie blog update 2010-02-12 6:21

Out Of Office
I'll be back in China (they like me there!) throughout the whole of February, beating the locals at Mahjong like a game designer should. It may not be possible to contact me again until March...

2nd February 2010

Name: Garnyboo 2010-02-15 12:55

Flump a dump

Name: DavidHeadwank 2010-02-15 12:59

Poo on a Jew

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 13:04

All these spammers with weird "normal" names are probably Mat himself trying to kill off the thread(and failing).

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 13:08

>>791
MDickie is too busy replacing Chinamen with artists, didn't you hear?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 13:20

>>792
And the reliable source for this quote is..^{[citation needed]}

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 15:00

Did MDickie take down our "hater-view"? :-(

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 15:05

If you guys hate Mdickie so much ; why dont you write a virus for it?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 15:06

>>795
Wait what? A virus for what exactly?

I think I'll just keep developing my WRESTILING MPIRE clone in Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 15:07

>>794
http://www.mdickie.com/q&a_interview16.htm

HE GOT US GOOD

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 15:36

>>796
A virus such as chlamydia

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 15:48

>>797
what a penis

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 15:48

>>797
He didn't answer that last question! What a faggot.

Mat Dickie

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