Mat Dickie

Every industry has one. The free-thinking rebel that redefines the rules. He says what no-one else will say and does what no-one else will do. Fuelled by raw passion, he seizes an art form by the throat and drags it to its apex. What they invented, he makes it sing. His peers hate him but the public love his style. At once he intimidates and inspires; breaking down the walls that secure some yet block others. Welcome to MDickie.com - home of the games industry's first true 3-dimensional character! Whether he's the "hero" or the "villain" depends entirely on your perspective...

http://www.mdickie.com/

Look at this badass motherfucker, /prog/. You'll never be as cool as him if you only keep making toy programs.

Sebastian Anusoid waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were trolls in the /lounge/. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His reports to moot were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Sebastian was an fucking brian for fourteen years. When he was young he was orphaned and he said to stepmother "I want to make /lounge/ an better place!"
Stepmother said "No! You will BE KILL BY BRICKS"
There was a time when he believed her. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the /lounge/ he knew there were trolls.
"This is astral plane" the radio crackered. "You must fight the trolls!"
So Sebastian gotted his content and posted a rap.
"HE GOING TO REPORT US" said the anonymous
"You're an anus!" said the cyberanon and he fired the bricksock. Sebastian NO THANK YOU'd him and tried to insure him he was no anus! But then the bricksock struck and they were trapped and not able to troll.
"No! I must report the trolls" he shouted
The radio said "No, Sebastian. You are the trolls"
And then MILKRIBS was an anus.

Fuck, this wasn't supposed to go here.