Mat Dickie

Every industry has one. The free-thinking rebel that redefines the rules. He says what no-one else will say and does what no-one else will do. Fuelled by raw passion, he seizes an art form by the throat and drags it to its apex. What they invented, he makes it sing. His peers hate him but the public love his style. At once he intimidates and inspires; breaking down the walls that secure some yet block others. Welcome to MDickie.com - home of the games industry's first true 3-dimensional character! Whether he's the "hero" or the "villain" depends entirely on your perspective...

http://www.mdickie.com/

Look at this badass motherfucker, /prog/. You'll never be as cool as him if you only keep making toy programs.

>>520
long sigh of relief

>>514
I was waiting for the part where Mat replaces FV with an artist. :(

>>522
REPLACE MY ANUS

>>523
exactly!

"Replace my anus" pleaded FrozenVoid.
"I will, with an artist, little brother", replied Mat, and he proceeded to deliver innovative concepts that simply cannot be found anywhere else. FrozenVoid's anus was being replaced by an artist, and he reluctantly enjoyed that.
"まう～まう～“, whimpered FrozenVoid. "Hax my anus, onii-chan!"

>>524
Fuck, now I am imagining this.

>>525
IMAGINE THIS
Miko stood uncomfortably in her short skirt and blouse in front of her new boss. She was scared and embarassed by the unusual alterations to her body. Her petite breasts were now big and round, with thumb-sized nipples making little tents in her blouse. Her new PENIS was big enough to raise up her skirt and just poke out from under the edge of it. And her belly felt really weird.

"So you just want me to... pee?" she asked hesitantly.

"That's right, just into this cup," said her boss. "Just try it out."

"All.. All right..." she said. She was flushing a deep red. But suddenly she actually had to pee. It was tough making her muscles relax in front of a strange man, but eventually she could feel the liquid traveling down her PENIS from its base to its tip. It was cold!

Her boss held the cup out and after a couple seconds it filled with a red liquid. "Good job," he said. "Now see what it tastes like!"

She took a sip and it wasn't bitter at all, like urine, it was sweet! It tasted just like cranberry juice!

"And if they want ice, you know what to do," her boss said. "Yup," said Miko. She was ready to go on the floor.

The first table had a man and two women, probably a couple and a sister out for a date. She walked up and asked them what they wanted.

"We'll have two cranberry juices and a Pilsner for my sister," the man said. "Just a second," said Miko. She walked over to the man's glass and relaxed her muscles. Nothing happened for a couple seconds, but then her big half-erect PENIS filled with cold juice and out of the tip came a red splash of juice into the cup. Soon it was full. She used her hand to squeeze out the last drops.

>>526
hahahaha, what?
who writes this crap?

>>527
Don't tell me you've never seen that before?

>>528
according to my progscraper, it's only ever been posted on /prog/ once before now

>>529
You're scraper is broken then, I saw it like 3 times at least

>>530
it was posted on /prog/ and also /lounge/ and /news4vip/ i think. maybe.

I've always found that copypasta strangely arousing and ｄｏ　ｎｏｔ　ｇｉｖｅ　ａ　ｆｕｃｋ

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=49733872&x=+sicp+penis+waitress

>>532
It was also on the soviet russia wiki http://eval.sovietrussia.org//wiki/Story_Time

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=49733872&x=+sicp+penis+waitress#49744751

god i still remember the good old times.
its so long since iv been to /b/.

"Replace my anus" pleaded FrozenVoid.
"I will, with an artist, little brother", replied Mat, and he proceeded to deliver innovative concepts that simply cannot be found anywhere else. FrozenVoid's anus was being replaced by an artist, and he reluctantly enjoyed that.
"まう～まう～“, whimpered FrozenVoid. "Hax my anus, onii-chan!"

Requesting more.

>>527
Me, apparently. I think it's time for HAXUS THE ARTIST to make an appearance.

>>534
There's a few other ones, which have been found on /jp/ and /g/.

- Gentoo World
- The Melancholy of Shakugan no SICP
- Perfect Tail Recursion
- SICP Chara

>>537
Gentoo World
Perfect Tail Recursion
I don't remember these, or was PTR a part of MOSNS?

>>538
GW was more of a /g/ thing, and it only gets interesting near the end. PTR had pieces of MOSNS in it, and as far as I know, was a remix of MOSNS with elements of Touhou.

http://rapidshare.com/files/317404633/gentoo_world.pdf
http://rapidshare.com/files/317404845/perfect_tail_recursion.pdf

Pretty typical of a bipolar sufferer with half a clue. Shame everything he's made is rubbish.

Move on please.

http://mdickie.com/blog/4chan.swf

>>540
s/bipolar/severe childhood neglect resulting in a disturbed, megalomaniacal personality/

s/with half a clue/who lives in his own little world

(if he has anything it's Assburger's, not bipolar)

>>543
EXPERT INTERNET PSYCHIATRIST

>>542
I don't have flash, what is this?

LOL GUYS LET'S HACK HIS SITE XD

>>544
EXPERT IN CONFUSING PSYCHIATRY WITH PSYCHOLOGY

>>547
OH LAWDY EXPERT IN BEING TROLLED!!!

>>548
EXPERT IN MASKING LACK OF KNOWLEDGE IN FIELD OF PRESUMED SELF-PROFICIENCY

I have more Hot Stripping BBCoeds, fag

>>549
Forgot to forget your sage

>>542
You're link is broken.
Maybe you meant http://revoltingpictures.on.nimp.org/gayporno.html ?

>>551
// initiating with "You're" indicates that this is a TrollPost

>>547
how's he confused?
psychiatrists deal with the same kinds of crazies as psychologists (as well as much much worse crazies), they just use treatments that actually work rather than "how does that make you feel?" bullshit.

>>552
You're gay.

>>554
what about the homosexual that he is?

bitches and hoes

>>553
You have it backward. Psychiatrists are the shitheads who prescribe everything.

Oh wait they both do lololol

ARTIST BUMP!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtistsAreNotArchitects

>>559
I'm going to read that, but if I get sucked in for hours like last time, I'm swearing off tvtropes for good.