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Mat Dickie

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 11:21

Every industry has one. The free-thinking rebel that redefines the rules. He says what no-one else will say and does what no-one else will do. Fuelled by raw passion, he seizes an art form by the throat and drags it to its apex. What they invented, he makes it sing. His peers hate him but the public love his style. At once he intimidates and inspires; breaking down the walls that secure some yet block others. Welcome to MDickie.com - home of the games industry's first true 3-dimensional character! Whether he's the "hero" or the "villain" depends entirely on your perspective...

http://www.mdickie.com/

Look at this badass motherfucker, /prog/. You'll never be as cool as him if you only keep making toy programs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 4:10

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Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 5:04

MDickie in natural habitat:
http://orz.4chan.org/d/src/1258698054744.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 5:23

>>362
back to /d/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 5:36

>>362
Why does that little girl have a penis?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 6:02

>>364
indeed.
i've never understood the appeal of dickgirls

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 6:06

>>365
Then let me tell you about this little thing called »closet gays«.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 7:55

>>366
You are making two assumptions there. First, you are assuming that they are still in the closet, which may or may not be the case. And secondly, you are assuming that they are not bisexual, which would seem likely since they like girls with dicks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 8:37

I don't think Mat Dickie knows what innovation means.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 9:28

>>365
Women are worthless whores.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 9:44

>>371
Are you saying that Xarn is not a true bro?!? I don't think you know what ``true bro'' means.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 9:49

I refuse to believe that Xarn could be African-American!!

Name: MDickie !HOXIp0gGW6 2009-11-20 9:54

>>368
Innovation is when one single-handedly develops and publishes their own software as a solo developer - presiding over every inch of every project, from the design and programming through to the graphics and music.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 10:08

>>368
I think he mistakes innovation for uniqueness, which isn't necessarily a good thing nor is it something he actually possesses.

Name: sage 2009-11-20 10:14

>>376
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 10:19

>>377
I think he mistakes independant garage game producer for innovation.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 10:34

I think ZUN is much cooler than Mat Dickie.

Name: >>380 2009-11-20 10:41

Oh, and did I mention that Japan is filled with doujin game developers. Indie game development isn't anything that special, but it's probably best done as a collaboration between a few persons: it's hard for a jack-of-all-trades to do everything perfect, you may make a better game by getting some outside talent.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 11:16

>>352
The link has been removed.  It just goes to The Hater-view 2 now.
He must be watching us intently.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 11:43

>>352
It's always amusing to see someone who has led such a sheltered life that they were unaware of the Asshole of the Internet. Moreover, it shouldn't have taken him more than 10 seconds to realise that we are trolls, especially given how open we are about it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 12:29

Guys we need to prepare a rebuttal to M. Dickie.

I say we demand some better comments about his thoughts on SICP this time!

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 12:31

>>384
He already showed that he is uneducated, what more could we want?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 12:38

Every ANUS has one. The free-thinking rectum that redefines the rules.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 12:50

>>352
There's no link to this thread on that page.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 12:50

>>385
I want for him to answer the fucking questions. Honestly, it's worse than trying to talk to MILKIRIBS;

- Hey, anusboy, so why is 'queer' cool with you but 'nigger' not?
- I have a Mac wanna see!

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 13:02

I still see us linked in >>352.  Must be cached somewhere for me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 13:08

>>388
You think we'll suddenly make him abandon his illusions of grandéur after him having them all these years?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 13:34

>>383
Trolls trolling trolls trolling Dickies.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 14:02

>>383
In fact, someone of his age and interest would be very rare to not have heard of 4chan. After several appearances on Faux News and various other media, anyone Internet-literate should've heard of us. Even my mom knows.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 14:06

>>392
She'd be very upset if she found out you were browsing this site, young man.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 14:14

>>393
She knows, she doesn't care. I've even seen her reading /ck/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 14:21

>>394
Tell her to start browsing /d/.

Name: FrozenDickie 2009-11-20 14:30

So I am right once again... Good game, sheeples... Now back to being ostensibly nonconformist...

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 15:28

>>388
He did answer the question.  He said he doesn't know wtf you're talking about because he's not an EXPERT PROGRAMMER (and never claimed to be).  There is no more complete answer he could possibly give.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 15:59

Structure and Interpretation of Replacing Scientists with Artists

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 16:03

>>346
I don't think it was one of us who wrote that review about his book. I believe he grossly underestimates how far-reaching the absurdity of his persona is.

Name: MDickie !HOXIp0gGW6 2009-11-20 16:11

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