Mat Dickie

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Look at this badass motherfucker, /prog/. You'll never be as cool as him if you only keep making toy programs.

>>291
Words cannot express what I'm feeling.

>>300
VB. The Retardedly Capitalized First Word Of Everything gives it away. It makes sense for someone like him to be using it, his brain is probably too far gone to comprehend anything close to SICP.

>>306
Seconded. I think even the Sussman would facepalm at the paragraph quoted in >>294

>>302
Definitely not Pascal, it's using = for assignment. I'd say VB since it's all mixed-case, but I actively avoid both so I dunno.

His last answer made me lol, because it completely and entirely didn't answer the question.

(What the hell is with him writing Flash in italics everywhere, too.)