Every industry has one. The free-thinking rebel that redefines the rules. He says what no-one else will say and does what no-one else will do. Fuelled by raw passion, he seizes an art form by the throat and drags it to its apex. What they invented, he makes it sing. His peers hate him but the public love his style. At once he intimidates and inspires; breaking down the walls that secure some yet block others. Welcome to MDickie.com - home of the games industry's first true 3-dimensional character! Whether he's the "hero" or the "villain" depends entirely on your perspective...
>>141
>I think Mat Dickie, the game's sole creator, is a very confused person. At least I hope it is confusion and not intentional deception.
I would give this game five crosses for the way it lets you live through the Bible and witness Jesus first-hand, but I must subtract crosses for being able to beat up Jesus and getting Jesus' teachings mixed up with things like Hinduism and the Matrix. I would not recommend this game for new Christians as it will only confuse them and possibly turn them into New Age wrestling fanatics.
I can't believe it.
This is possibly the best, most entertaining review for anything i have ever read.
A++ will read again.
>>141 I think Mat Dickie, the game's sole creator, is a very confused person. At least I hope it is confusion and not intentional deception.
I would give this game five crosses for the way it lets you live through the Bible and witness Jesus first-hand, but I must subtract crosses for being able to beat up Jesus and getting Jesus' teachings mixed up with things like Hinduism and the Matrix. I would not recommend this game for new Christians as it will only confuse them and possibly turn them into New Age wrestling fanatics.
I can't believe it.
This is possibly the best, most entertaining review for anything i have ever read.
A++ will read again.
Mat Dickie's idea that we will be replaced with Artists sounds exactly the same as when Business people try to create specifications languages that will get rid of the need for programmers, and I think we all know how that turns out
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Anonymous2009-11-15 8:10
>>141 Christian Gaming Zone With Kyle "Da G-Man" Goldman Goldman
JEWS DID CHRISTIAN GAMING ZONE
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Anonymous2009-11-15 8:11
First of all, it's built on an engine created for wrestling games and is very violent and bloody. The game is unrated, but I'm sure it would get a "M" for violence. It even includes a setting for "gore" that has the option "extreme". Because of this wrestling engine foundation, it lets you beat up any character -- women, children, and even Jesus!
Below this is a picture of the player putting a stake in Jesus's bloody corpse.
Holy shit. Mat Dickie is fucking weird
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Anonymous2009-11-15 8:15
The Tetris review is the best.
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Haxus the Heretic2009-11-15 8:17
Even though I stabbed Him in the face with a spike, Jesus still forgave me!
This part of the game is a very accurate Jesus simulation.
Ok, now this is just fucked up:
And then there's the teachings that Jesus gives. While most of it is taken straight out of the Bible, complete with references so you can read the unabridged version, there was all sorts of weird stuff that was tacked on, like how He kept talking about meditation, "gurus", and "karma", or how I should concentrate on my spine to generate spiritual energy called "prana" and focus it on the right branch of the central chamber of the 3rd "chakra" to be able to levitate or transform matter at the molecular level or whatever. That stuff isn't in the Bible... I checked. Also, numerous times Jesus referred to God as a woman! What's up with that?
Mat Dickie believes that Jesus altered the molecular structure of his body to make it weigh very little?
Even less Biblical, Jesus kept promising that I would be able to gain powers to perform miracles like He does. It was like He was saying we can all become God. I'm pretty sure that's some sort of heresy. In the game, you can meditate and use these powers to float around, change your appearance, raise the sea level, hypnotize people, or even possess other people. According to the Satan character you can also shoot fireballs out of your hand, but I couldn't figure out how to do that, which is probably for the best since it's unholy.
At one point in the game when you are on a mountain top, Jesus reveals to you the true nature of reality and the game goes all wireframey. It was freaky!
Ok, now I need to play this fuckin game to confirm that Mat Dickie was out of his fucking mind on psychedelic mushrooms or something when he came up with this game.
There were also weird quotes on the loading screens from people like Confucius, Buddha, Mohammed, Osama Bin Ladin, Barack Obama, Bruce Lee, Kanye West, and Jay-Z.
I lol'd. Mat, what does Jay-Z have to do with Jesus?