Why people shouldn't run Ubantu

I've been on Ubantu for three years and this linux geek tells me, ```Hey, that kid doesn't know how to configure, make, make install, go teach him some basics, I ain't got no time''' and I'm like WHAT DO YOU MEAN I USE APT-GET and then I lost all respect and the kid installed openSUSE in the end.

You have to complete the template. Perhaps I should write it as:

template <string T>
string lickingMeme()
{
   return ("MY " + T + " DONT NEED LICKING";
}