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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 7:05

Now, we are all aware that 4chan was down earlier for maintenance, but that doesn't explain why /prog/ was down for oh so much longer.
I now present you with the answer to that question.

FrozenVoid visited /r9k/ to make a thread about how he is unable to make any friends, here's a snippet if you're interested:
I approached her and asked her name.
"Get away from me you creepy bastard" she screamed.
"Stop being a sheeple and judging me by my appereance, sheep! anyway, do you want to be my girlfriend?" was my reply.
"Fuck off! why would i ever want to be your girlfriend you freak??".
"en dot wikipedia dot org forwardslash wiki forwardslash friendship". She still wasn't seeing reason, probably because i'm so much smarter than her.


After spending three hours labouring over his 3000 character story for /r9k/ he submitted it with a picture of his avatar as a new thread.
To his horror he received the message "Your ISP has been blocked due to repeated abuse. Sorry for any inconvenience".
He lost his temper "HOW DARE THEY BLOCK ME? I OWN THE INTERNET!" and he quickly checked all his proxies.
"HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO BLOCK ALL MY PROXIES??? MOOT MUST HAVE BEEN MONITORING ALL MY ACTIVITY FOR MONTHS TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS!".
Now, as I'm sure you all know, nobody at all was able to post; 4chan was completely frozen.
Sadly, FV was too self absorbed to realise. He didn't even notice the message at the top of the page that said "4chan down for maintenance", nor did he ever bother checking status.4chan.
It was a conspiracy and he knew it! A personal declaration of war attack from moot.
Well, long story short, he's been DoSing us since then.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 7:19

>>1
Really? HIBT?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 7:19

Well, anon, you made me laugh!
Also FV, what an asshole.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 7:37

Screencap of r9k thread or it didn't happen.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 7:39

Oh I love your story it was a enlightment in a shit hole

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 7:40

He doesn't even have botnet.
OP, you are FV, aren't you?
Crawl back to your hole, you attention whore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 7:52

>>6
i haven't been here longer than a month

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 8:21

>>1
I think it's just because moot doesn't give a shit about /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 8:32

>>8
My sources tell me that MrVacbob-sama actually took the 4chan money and fled to Mootxico.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 9:26

``There are people whom 4chons is afraid to banz, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hax,''
                                          -FrozenVoid

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 10:53

Some spammer kid from Sweden brought down 4chan.  lol

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 10:56

>>11
the dis server atleast.
he wouldn't be able to even scratch the img server

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 12:28

So, bottom line: Are we finally FV-free or not? I'm not seeing his faggotry on the first page, so I'm guessing we went to sob in a corner after his tantrum and he still hasn't stopped.

If three days without /prog/ mean eternity of FV-free /prog/, I'll take it any day.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 12:55

>>13
I'm not seeing his faggotry on the first page
Perhaps it's because we're up for like five hours, and he's at school now.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 15:56

>>13
What tantrum? He hasn't had one for a while.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 18:12

>>15
I'd say bringing down dis for three days allegedly because he thought he was banned falls well within the tantrum territory.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 18:24

>>13
I don't see his faggotry regardless of page.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 18:52

>>16
That was him? I thought it was the AnonTalk faggot who brought dis down. If it was FV, is that documented in a thread around here?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 18:55

>>18
See >>1 . I don't know if it's true or not, but I don't think it's so far-fetched. FV has been known to be childish like that. I once taunted him into bringing down the server for around ten minutes.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-03 5:17

I lol'd @ >>1 (a bit /prog/tarded but funny).
Why would i waste so much time/energy on this lousy forum? Running scripts 24/7 which eat my bandwidth and CPU time is not very productive. I have alot of more productive stuff to do then dosing sites which are being dosed daily by other people anyway(and probably the reason 4chan so slow and drops packets at random).
>>19 You are aware of the fact i can shutdown this server anytime(along with zip. which hosts /g/).
I'm not using this to deny myself ability to post here of course. It not in my interests.
 

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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-03 5:40

I find it amusing, OP thinks i miss 4chan twitter feed(which i have bookmarked) or that i wouldn't notice that dis was down completely and that I, would post relationshit  threads in /r9k/ (thats like drunkards complaining about women in dirty public bars:its so far below my level). I visit it for philosophy and science threads.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 5:43

>>20
But your are childlike and do often have tantrums.
I'm not >>19, but I have also taunted you into having a cry and "destroying 4chan" on many occasions, as I'm sure many other /prog/ users have.
The thing is, your attacks stop us from being able to access /prog/, sure; but it stops you from accessing everything.
:3 Makes me feel warm 'n fuzzy to know that I've kept your stupidity off the internet for so long.
Pissing you off is my civic duty to help keep the intertubes clean of retards.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-03 5:54

>>22 By 'destroying 4chan' i mean somewhat different things(that being its ad providers).
I understand why you deem yourself proud, but your 'pissing off' isn't required: its merely a reason, one of many possible reasons which i can have to activate my scripts. You can pretend you provoke me but the decisions are completely rational(though they would seem like an overreaction).


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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 6:12

>>23
No.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 10:08

bump because FV is a faggot

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 10:22

>>23 "[k]my scripts[/k]"
Somehow sounds like a scriptkiddy to me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 11:25

>>23
[my] decisions are completely rational(though they would seem like an overreaction).
Bitch crazy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 11:55

>>23
i'm an emotional teenager who's trying to justify my childlike tantrums.
yeah, whatever, FV.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 13:09

Is it so hard to ignore the autistic retards? I think not.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 13:23

>>23
You can pretend you provoke me but the decisions are completely rational(though they would seem like an overreaction).
No, they don't seem like an overreaction. They seem like the kind of reaction a kid has when he succumbs to peer pressure.
I don't know how old you are, nor do I care, but you're as mentally mature as a twelve year old.
Go on, attack whatever you want, oblivious to the fact that nobody cares and you're still irrelevant.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 13:26

>>29
You may find easy to ignore what the autistic retard says, but it's not as easy to ignore the spontaneous necroposting hissy fits shitting up the boards every once in a while.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 13:29

ONE WORD, THE ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR

THREAD OVER

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 13:48

>>31
Then rage at the effect, and ignore the cause. Because the effect will pass.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 14:07

>>29
autism as an insult, downvoted.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 16:28

>>29
It is. You read the spam post and then do nothing.

>>33
No. That is stupid.

>>34
You are stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 16:30

>>35
s/29/31/

>>34
Also, you are ugly and have a big butt.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !fRoZeNHN4I 2009-08-20 13:01

i'm an emotional teenager who's trying to justify my childlike tantrums.
i resent that

Name: Sagey MacSagerson 2009-08-20 13:24

>>37
>>I resemble that

Fixed for truth

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