Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 7:05
Now, we are all aware that 4chan was down earlier for maintenance, but that doesn't explain why /prog/ was down for oh so much longer.
I now present you with the answer to that question.
FrozenVoid visited /r9k/ to make a thread about how he is unable to make any friends, here's a snippet if you're interested:
I approached her and asked her name.
"Get away from me you creepy bastard" she screamed.
"Stop being a sheeple and judging me by my appereance, sheep! anyway, do you want to be my girlfriend?" was my reply.
"Fuck off! why would i ever want to be your girlfriend you freak??".
"en dot wikipedia dot org forwardslash wiki forwardslash friendship". She still wasn't seeing reason, probably because i'm so much smarter than her.
After spending three hours labouring over his 3000 character story for /r9k/ he submitted it with a picture of his avatar as a new thread.
To his horror he received the message "Your ISP has been blocked due to repeated abuse. Sorry for any inconvenience".
He lost his temper "HOW DARE THEY BLOCK ME? I OWN THE INTERNET!" and he quickly checked all his proxies.
"HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO BLOCK ALL MY PROXIES??? MOOT MUST HAVE BEEN MONITORING ALL MY ACTIVITY FOR MONTHS TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS!".
Now, as I'm sure you all know, nobody at all was able to post; 4chan was completely frozen.
Sadly, FV was too self absorbed to realise. He didn't even notice the message at the top of the page that said "4chan down for maintenance", nor did he ever bother checking status.4chan.
It was a conspiracy and he knew it! A personal declaration of war attack from moot.
Well, long story short, he's been DoSing us since then.
I now present you with the answer to that question.
FrozenVoid visited /r9k/ to make a thread about how he is unable to make any friends, here's a snippet if you're interested:
I approached her and asked her name.
"Get away from me you creepy bastard" she screamed.
"Stop being a sheeple and judging me by my appereance, sheep! anyway, do you want to be my girlfriend?" was my reply.
"Fuck off! why would i ever want to be your girlfriend you freak??".
"en dot wikipedia dot org forwardslash wiki forwardslash friendship". She still wasn't seeing reason, probably because i'm so much smarter than her.
After spending three hours labouring over his 3000 character story for /r9k/ he submitted it with a picture of his avatar as a new thread.
To his horror he received the message "Your ISP has been blocked due to repeated abuse. Sorry for any inconvenience".
He lost his temper "HOW DARE THEY BLOCK ME? I OWN THE INTERNET!" and he quickly checked all his proxies.
"HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO BLOCK ALL MY PROXIES??? MOOT MUST HAVE BEEN MONITORING ALL MY ACTIVITY FOR MONTHS TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS!".
Now, as I'm sure you all know, nobody at all was able to post; 4chan was completely frozen.
Sadly, FV was too self absorbed to realise. He didn't even notice the message at the top of the page that said "4chan down for maintenance", nor did he ever bother checking status.4chan.
It was a conspiracy and he knew it! A personal declaration of war attack from moot.
Well, long story short, he's been DoSing us since then.