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PHP and databases

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-30 11:43

When aiming for getting a job, is there a point in learning PHP and not learning a MySQL or something? If not, can I learn just the basics of databases and consult some dox when needed?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-30 11:46

You ought to study relational algebra

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-30 11:52

Here's the scoop on enterprise-level databases: your fucked.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-30 12:05

>>1 'basics of the database' would help as much as reading SICP.



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Name: Snoop Dogg 2009-07-30 12:20

yo dog I heard you do programizzle here bro bitches

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-30 12:24

>>5 the correct spelling is "Yo dawg"[1].


[1] http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Yo+dawg
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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-30 13:51

I'd prefer that actual coders answer my question, not rappers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-30 13:54

>>7
Then I'm afraid your on the wrong board, this is /prog/ - progressive rap

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-30 13:57

>>8 It tends to drift into ``progressive java rap' nowadays, but i don't complain.



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These people are obviously freaks.

Name: Objective J the Rapper 2009-07-30 14:47

Yo Yo Yo Objective J da Rappa iz in da haus!!

Name: EMINƎM 2009-07-30 15:59

MOTHERFUCKERS

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-30 18:21

Bump!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-30 19:45

>>4
as always, you prove yourself to be a complete idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-30 20:15

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 9:29

>>14
no, real answer

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 10:01

>>15
The question of whether one has to learn something doesn't really register with us.  If you see learning as a chore, you'll never be much of a programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 10:20

>>16
I don't want to be a programmer. I want to be a hacker.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 10:24

>>17
what's the difference?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 10:25

>>17
You can't be a hacker without knowledge, because hackers are about being clever. You are guaranteed knowledge if you read and complete all the exercises in this book. http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.html

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 10:26

>>19
You can be a stupid sheep without knowledge. Being an hacker means enjoying intellectual challenges, and intellectual challenge means knowledge.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 10:26

>>18
One is free, and the other can do magic

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 10:27

>>18

Programmers get paid in money. Hackers are paid in cardiovascular degeneration

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 10:29

>>20
what the hell are you snorting?
puzzles != knowledge

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 10:32

>>22
i laughed at this . and ejaculted in my ass .

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 10:36

>>23
So get a fucking puzzle and gtfo. You cannot solve any puzzle without knowledge. If you are just too lazy to get some knowledge, you'll become the asshole of the information technology.

Your new master is FV.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 10:43

>>25
You can solve a lot of puzzles without knowledge, for instance jigsaws.
However, I think there is some kind of misunderstanding because I firmly believe in learning things for no other reason except learning.
I <3 textbooks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 10:46

Stop OTing, fucks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 10:48

>>27
this is /prog/.
either get used to off-topic discussion or go to /pr/ with your questions

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 10:55

>>27
You can't be serious with this thread?
PHP is so easy that most monkeys can learn it and the common way that PHP programmers use databases is simple (although not always right), so just get a quick SQL book and get used to it. Why ask /prog/ about trivial boring questions?
The OT discussion was more entertaining than the original question.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 11:00

here's your answer, OP:
there is no way in hell you could get a job doing php without understanding at least a little SQL. php and databases are so tightly bound together that most, if not all php books also teach SQL.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 11:36

>>28
YHBT
>>29
YHBT, T

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 11:42

>>30
OK, I'll learn Haskel instead.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-02 11:57

>>32
U MENA HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 10:14

bump

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 12:06

>>34

what about Bringing up your post?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 13:28

>>33
U mena haskal isn't a meme, faggot, and will never be.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 23:49

>>36
isn't a meme
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-04 8:33

>>37
How ironic.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-04 10:30

>>38

Did you mean to refer to your use of sage

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