Why Java?

I'd like to know anonymous' opinion about Java. I'm quite pissed off, since there's Java everywhere, even when Java's portability and aims are useless. As you may have understood, I'm not totally fine with it.

>>5
Except when it doesn't, which is far more often than Java faggots will admit (or even know about; nobody who has a lot of experience with Java will defend it).

>>6
You know what else is a mature write once run everywhere platform? Every other modern programming language, and quite a lot of not-so-modern ones.