Why Java?

I'd like to know anonymous' opinion about Java. I'm quite pissed off, since there's Java everywhere, even when Java's portability and aims are useless. As you may have understood, I'm not totally fine with it.

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Believe it or not the object-oriented paradigm is suited to some problems. Unless you ask Sun, in which case it is suited to all problems, except problems dealing with 32-bit integers and ASCII.