Why Java?

I'd like to know anonymous' opinion about Java. I'm quite pissed off, since there's Java everywhere, even when Java's portability and aims are useless. As you may have understood, I'm not totally fine with it.

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That mentality is somewhat of a nuisance. Sometimes there are things that are not objects, but rather, actions that are not tied specifically to a single object.

For example, a swap function - in the sense that it marshals data between two similar but unrelated objects. This belongs to neither object, nor is an object itself.