/prog/'s Greatest Memes!

Vote for your favorite /prog/ meme!
Voting begins at post 2 and ends at post 100!

Choose only one:

-The Sussman
-EXPERT PROGRAMMING
-Sepples
-Hax my Anus
-U MENA HASKAL
-SICP
-super(this);
-FIOC
-The /prog/ snake
-ENTERPRISE QUALITY

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super(this); all the way

SICP, for it's actually useful.

CUDDER

I don't know. HMA is the all-time favourite, but recently I have found myself wanting to use U MENA HASKAL on many occasions, it's that flexible. But I think I'll go with HMA for nostalgia's sake.

Also, what's the deal with super(this);?

Also, what's the deal with super(this);?

You must understand the object oriented paradigm to find it humors.

It hasnt gotten meme status yet so it doesnt really count, but DAT FILE!

For my serious vote, I'll go with U MENA HASKAL

[code]NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL/code]

What about GRUNNR

You forgot *grabs dick*! This meme of mine has achieved great popularity and recognition on /prog/. Ask Xarn.

Anyway, I shall cast my vote for the HMA MEME.

super(this);

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>>9
I support this vote
NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL all the way.
I guess "my other car is a cdr" is fine too. So is "GRUNNUR".

what is grunnur?

>>15
Ah, ``what is a grunnur?'', you ask!

super(anus);

SICP and the /prog/snake that came of it.

ENTERPRIZE

anal touring
thank me later

The Sussman, from whom all knowledge flows

FrozenChef Bork Bork Bork!

俺様の投票がＲａｎｄｏｍ　ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ　ｆｏｒ　ｎｏ　ｒｅａｓｏｎミームだぜ

Please kill yourself. There are no memes on /prog.

FactoryFactoryFactory lolDongs = FactoryFactoryFactoryFactory.instance().createFactoryFactoryFactory();

U MENA HASKAL
and then HMAMEMEFAN

Why is SICP a meme. SICP's awesomeness cannot be contained as a mere meme. SICP is the Purple Book.

>>27
You mean "the Wizard Book".

super(this);
*grabs dick*

Hax my anus, oniichan

U MENA HASKAL isn't a meme.

i have no idea what any of these are but i'm still laughing for some reason.

obviously i'm new here.

>>32
We have a meme for that, too. It's called ``the I laughed for no reason at all'' meme.

super(this);

>>1
This might surprise you, but I invented all those memes.

>>35
Now you have two problems.

>>35
mindfuck

>>36
get out.

FIOC FTW

no cleft labia?

SICP

my other car is a cdr

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Leah Culver is /prog/'s greatest meme.

Can I start one?  All you need is Visual Basic!

I'm amazed that you didn't include ``faggot quotes''. Lest we forget about http://i31.tinypic.com/mltk5w.jpg?

NO EXCEPTIONS

I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR POST! I READ IT 5 TIMES! KEEP POSTING!

>>25
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I think I have to vote on EXPERT X. There are a lot of good ones, and this one isn't really even that funny (unless it's cleverly applied), but it's so classic that you can't so no.

I'd like to <action> Leah Culver's <object|body_part>, if you (know what I mean|catch my drift).

Unscientific and ultimately destructive

I will, along with my job.

SICP

>>44
I agree, I vote for I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR POST I READ IT 5 TIMES KEEP POSTING!

valid Perl code

Back to /b/, please.

0&>:1-:v v *_$.@
  ^    _$>\:^

For got to monospace it.

0&>:1-:v v *_$.@
  ^    _$>\:^

FIOC

FIOC

U MENA HASKAL

SICP

ONE WORD
THE STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS
THREAD OVER

THE STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY

All you need is Visual Basic!

I'll go with the ``stack pointer monadic overflow''.

Forget it, it's NP-Complete

also interrobang‽

_{This may surprise you, but I invented the use of interrobangs on /prog/}

>>62
Not surprising in the least, /prog/ is small. Someone got to invent the memes. Someone who spends their life here.

>>63
"This may surprise you" is a meme

U MENA PASKAL

>>64
that didn't surprise me.

>>66
That's because ""This may surprise you" is a meme" is a meme.

NULL

NULL

NULL

NULL

NULL

NULL

NULL

Oh god, I don't even program and I love coming here.

JEWS

なるぽ

>>77
Did you mean: なると

>>78
back to /a/ please

>>79
/jp/ is /prog/'s sister board.

>>80
yes, but /a/ is not:
なると= Naruto = /a/ shit
なるぽ = Null Pointer = /prog/ shit

>>81
i don't speak japanese.
i assumed you were just complaining about weeaboos typing japanese.
my mistake

>>81 its ぬるぽ smartass
for NullPointerException

cocks
its always cocks

>>83
Both show up as correct in my dictionary

ja;dr was a good meme, but it relies to heavily on someone posting a Jeff Atwood article.

Sure is some ENTERPRISE QUALITY thread right here.

Do you think the sussman still lurks here?

>>88
do you think the sussman ever lurked here?
/prog/ is unscientific and ultimately destructive

>>89
Well he obviously did once. Otherwise he wouldn't know if it was unscientific and ultimately destructive or not. maybe he comes back every now and then to keep an eye on us :3

>>90
He was just replying to an email that a /prog/rammer sent to him actually.

no exceptions

TAOCP ARE MY BEDSIDE BOOKS.

>>92
Fatal Exception Occured. /prog/ wil exit.

I heard that science is way better than a wild guess

EXPERT MEME POLL VOTING PROGRAMMER

the /prog/ snake

all these posts are VALID PERL CODE

*grabs dick*

POLL'S CLOSED

DUE TO HAX

>>98
your mom is VALID PERL CODE

I heard that science is a wild guess

YOU ARE /PROG/, SON. YOU DO NOT HAVE "MEMES."

Silly /prog/, stop being on 4chan.  /prog/s don't belong on 4chan.  You don't even have memes.

You don't even have a cow !!

>>102 thats now a valid meme for me >>1

The ``Haxus'' meme is my favorite.

VALID EXPERT HAXATION OF super(NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL)
this OVER

/prog/

>>106


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< I *AM* A COW >
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         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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>>111

 __________________
< I AM YOUR FATHER >
 ------------------
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         \   !oYo!
          \ /./=\.\______
               ##        )\/\
                ||-----w||
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Ladies and gentlemen, after a tedious work for vote counting, the results are finally available.

And the /prog/'s Greatest Meme Award goes to...

SICP with six votes followed by U MENA HASKAL with four.

Thanks for participating and see you next time!

>>113
I am going to penetrate someone's anus.

>>114
Shut up and get working on some new memes for us.

>>114
lolol ur dofs ded.

>>116
Shut up suave space toad lisp.

>>115
I'll write you another COBOL program.

>>118 I look forward to it :)

>>118
Is it done yet?

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