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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 6:54

Hey Retards,

My name is FrozenVoid, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass BBCODE. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever written any JavaScript? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Gerald Sussman.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have my own blog site, and i drew this picture http://xs135.xs.to/xs135/09042/av922.jpg . What pictures have you drawn, other than "/prog/ snake"? I also got my very own wiki, and have a banging hot JS compiler (She just blew me; Shit was SO math.Random). You are all retards who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic related; it's me without my bitch.

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orbis terrarum delenda est

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-24 7:05

, and have a banging hot JS compiler   <--thats what /prog/tards actually believe in



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The substructure of the universe regresses infinitely towards smaller and smaller components. Behind atoms we find electrons, and behind electrons, quarks. Each layer unraveled reveals new secrets, but also new mysteries.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 7:19

I wonder how much he looks like Chris-chan.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 7:22

Delicious Pasta!

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-24 7:24

>>3 Why would you want to know how i look like? You never going to meet me IRL.
If you really want to know, imagine my avatar with shorter hair(I don't wear a cape of course, just a T-shirt).



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We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. We have also arranged things so that almost no one understands science and technology. This is a prescription for disaster. We might get away with it for awhile, but sooner or later this combustible mixture of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 7:29

>>4
Delicious Pipe!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 7:59

Seriously talking about frozenvoid... how can we get rid of this annoying brat?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 8:06

Ignoring him would be quite effective. Except that it requires everyone to cooperate at the same time.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-24 8:13

>>8 Anonymous is hard to control. You have no names, no goals, and no responsibility.
Cooperation is hard. Everyone wants to be the leader. I'm not even sure you can trust each other.


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Attaining one's dream requires a stern will and unfailing determination.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 8:46

>>8
Deal. I'll ignore the annoying one from now on, even on useful/intelligent interventions (if any). If he wants to be considered he shall forsake his name and become an Anonymous.

If every anon here does the same, we'll get a free /prog/, and this is what we want.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 8:55

>>10
Join us now and share the /prog/; You'll be free, hackers, you'll be free.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 9:04

>>11
Oh darling, you are so clever. I would be pleased if you insert your penis into my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 9:12

>>12
NO THANK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 11:11

>>12
Hax MY anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 11:21

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours.

That's what making love to FV is like.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 11:30

>>15
No, this is just a macintosh meme. Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 11:31

Make sure to download the "fix prog" greasemonkey script that removes FV's posts from the page.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 12:11

>>16
Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

Still, this isn't that abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-25 7:04

>>18
tl;dr, also it seems something like philosopher bogus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 7:55

>>19
Go show pip pop

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 11:35

tweet@1 I've written hTML which is more complex. javascript is easy

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-07 11:57

You seem like an interesting character FV! I have been trying to get some guests to appear on my next podcast! Do you have some way I could get in contact with you!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 12:00

tweet@22 hey there is podcast??? cna i join?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 12:02

tweet@22 Link plz

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-07 12:03

>>23
If you want sure! Give me your contact details!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 12:05

I'm already sick of this "tweet@" anus. He's actually worse than FV, though not as bad as /b/. Someone write a new JS filter? I'll give you a haxjob

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 12:05

tweet@25 just post podcast link

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-07 12:08

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 12:12

tweet@28 thx

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 12:23

>>26
You're on /prog/. Even with no javascript experience at all, you should be able to read the FV filter and make one for this anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 12:24

tweet@26 you're a faggot

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 12:26

tweet@@ only faggots talk all day about anuses

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 16:35

anuses

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 16:42

anii

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 17:02

msg@>>33
msg@>>34
stop bein gay

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 17:16

>>35
But he was born that way. You can't ask the poor faggot to change his source code can you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 17:19

>>36
Why do you think he is a faggot?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 17:20

>>37
An assumption on my part based on >>35chan's comment. Still it mat have some merit to it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 17:21

>>38
s/mat/may/gc

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 17:21

>>38
Still it mat have some merit to it.
I'm sorry, what?

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