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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 6:54

Hey Retards,

My name is FrozenVoid, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass BBCODE. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever written any JavaScript? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Gerald Sussman.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have my own blog site, and i drew this picture http://xs135.xs.to/xs135/09042/av922.jpg . What pictures have you drawn, other than "/prog/ snake"? I also got my very own wiki, and have a banging hot JS compiler (She just blew me; Shit was SO math.Random). You are all retards who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic related; it's me without my bitch.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 11:21

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours.

That's what making love to FV is like.

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