Goodbye /prog/

I'm leaving /prog/ forever

I'll see you actual programmers in a few weeks.

Nothing of value was lost.

Is it forever or a few weeks?

>>3 Nothing lasts forever, even time itself. ^{[1] [2]}

[1]According to science, time is merely artifact of space-time expansion after Big-Bang.
[2]Inside of black hole it stops.


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I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes, but what about those really smart ones who live among us who roller-skate and smoke cigars?

>>3 Nutheeng lests furefer, ifee teeme-a itselff. Bork Bork Bork! ^{[1] [2]}

[1]Eccurdeeng tu sceeence-a, teeme-a is merely erteeffect ooff spece-a-teeme-a ixpunseeun effter Beeg-Bung. Bork Bork Bork!
[2]Inseede-a ooff bleck hule-a it stups. Bork Bork Bork!


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I cun understund hoo zeey vuooldn't let in thuse-a veeld joongle-a epes, boot vhet ebuoot thuse-a reelly smert oones vhu leefe-a emung us vhu ruller-skete-a und smuke-a ceegers?

What the hell does "Bork, bork, bork!" mean?

>>6
Was Sesame Street not in your childhood? :(

>>7
Muppet Show, not Sesame Street.

Who the hell is this FrozenChef person?

>>9
Tis but a silly bot, pay it no mind, as you would do with FV.

>>10
But he is actually amusing. I guess that it's because reading his posts requires some effort and I can't see what's written at a first glance, thus avoiding being enraged by his bullshit. But is that Mr. Void himself?

FrozenChef?
 Its merely one of clones, which is apparently using a scripted generator.
They get frustrated since they can't copy my name+trip, so they resort to such mirroring.



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Compiler: A program which produces executables.
Runtime:A program which loads another program as top execution layer
Virtual machine:A program which executes bytecode
Interpreter:A Virtual Machine which runs scripts
JIT:A program which runs scripts and temporary compiles them into memory
We are all looking for emotions, basically. It's only a question of finding the way to experience them

FruzenCheff? Bork Bork Bork!
 Its merely oone-a ooff clunes, vheech is epperently useeng a screepted generetur. Bork Bork Bork!
Zeey get froostreted seence-a zeey cun't cupy my neme-a+treep, su zeey resurt tu sooch murrureeng. Bork Bork Bork!



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Cumpeeler: A prugrem vheech prudooces ixecootebles. Bork Bork Bork!
Roonteeme-a:A prugrem vheech lueds unuzeer prugrem es tup ixecooshun leyer
Furtooel mecheene-a:A prugrem vheech ixecootes bytecude-a
Interpreter:A Furtooel Mecheene-a vheech roons screepts
JIT:A prugrem vheech roons screepts und tempurery cumpeeles zeem intu memury
Ve-a ere-a ell luukeeng fur imushuns, beseecelly. Bork Bork Bork! It's oonly a qooesshun ooff feending zee vey tu ixpereeence-a zeem

>>13
FruzenCheff? Bork Bork Bork!
I lol'd.

>>14
Now I did too. :(

treep
i enjoy his posts

i've been trying to leave /prog/ all week.
goddamnit, it pisses me off to see this place infested with retarded children wanting to program games, python supporters, and just general morans. every time i come here these days i feel like pulling an FV stunt and spamming/DoSing the horrible horrible place /prog/ has become into oblivion.
and yet i keep coming back :(
fuck you, /prog/

>>17
retarded children wanting to program games
Hey, I got into programming in the first place because it was my dream to make a game :(

I got into programming in the first place because I wanted to fix up buggy open source games. :(

Registration keeps out good posters. Imagine someone with an involving job related to your forum comes across it. This person is an expert in her field, and therefore would be a great source of knowledge for your forum; but if a registration, complete with e-mail and password, is necessary before posting, she might just give up on posting and do something more important. People with lives will tend to ignore forums with a registration process.

Registration lets in bad posters. On the other hand, people with no lives will thrive on your forum. Children and Internet addicts tend to have free time to go register an account and check their e-mail for the confirmation message. They will generally make your forum a waste of bandwidth.

Registration attracts trolls. If someone is interested in destroying a forum, a registration process only adds to the excitement of a challenge. One might argue that a lack of registration will just let "anyone" post, but in reality anyone can post on old-type forum software; registration is merely a useless hassle.

Anonymity counters vanity. On a forum where registration is required, or even where people give themselves names, a clique is developed of the elite users, and posts deal as much with who you are as what you are posting. On an anonymous forum, if you can't tell who posts what, logic will overrule vanity.

Anonymity counters vanity.
couldn't agree more

>>20
lol whatever Anonymous makes all users trolls.

>>22
0/10

Anonymity counters Frozen Void

>>17-19
That explains how the Strategy Game Trolling thread lasted so long.

It's too difficult to contribute to something managed by ! He won't let me use Python