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Bad coders

Name: !3LrT5NRVks 2009-07-20 21:27

The primary problem I have with the programming community is that most of you are bad at it.  I've come to realize that the vast majority of programmers are relative idiots.  Just like in life there are the alphas of the programming world.  The top 1% of programmers like me can code circles around the other 99%.  Language and tools don't even matter.  I could use C, Java, Lisp, python, perl, php you name it and still write better code with a tiny fraction of the effort it would take you to write the same thing.
I know what your thinking now.  Having the supreme arrogance of a typical code-monkey, how am I so certain of this?  Simply by coding amongst the unwashed.  In my large public college there were maybe 3 other programmers that I considered decent. 
Now I'm doing an internship at a software company where the average salary for full time is 90-100k.  I'm amongst programmers from MIT, CMU and other schools that I once considered elite.  My intern project that was supposed to be work for the summer was a joke to me. It took a couple weeks and 90% of that was dealing with bureaucracy.  The 'elite' CS schools are nothing but a farce, the majority of their programmers are mediocre at best.
I now realize that I can take a programming job, do an hour of work a day, surf the internet for a bit, then take 100K to the bank every year.
It doesn't matter how many times you read SICP, you guys will always be will always be scrubs.  Here is a parting FUCK YOU to all you so called coders out there.  The best of you code about as well as I did when I popped my cherry on TI-BASIC.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 21:35

>>1
lol have fun getting fired after a few weeks at that amazing 100k job. No one like working with a TOTAL DOUCHEBAG.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 21:59

>>1 With a few changes, this could make an excellent copypasta

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 22:04

>>1
Can you teach me how to be as good as you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 22:14

>>1
Troll detected.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 22:17

The primary problem I have with the gay community is that most of you are bad at it.  I've come to realize that the vast majority of homos are relative idiots.  Just like in life there are the alphas of the gay world.  The top 1% of faggots like me can suck circles around the other 99%.  Buttholes and dicks don't even matter.  I could use dildos, fists, crisco, my tongue, baseball bats, hammers you name it and still fuck better butts with a tiny fraction of the effort it would take you to fuck the same thing.
I know what your thinking now.  Having the supreme arrogance of a typical faggot, how am I so certain of this?  Simply by sucking amongst the unwashed.  In my large public college there were maybe 3 other homos that I considered decent.
Now I'm doing an internship at a software company where the average salary for full time is 90-100k.  I'm amongst faggots from MIT, CMU and other schools that I once considered elite.  My intern project that was supposed to be work for the summer was a joke to me. It took a couple weeks and 90% of that was dealing with bureaucracy.  The 'elite' CS schools are nothing but a farce, the majority of their faggots are mediocre at best.
I now realize that I can take a gay job, do an hour of work a day, surf the internet for a bit, then take 100K to the bank every year.
It doesn't matter how many times you read BUTT magazine, you guys will always be will always be scrubs.  Here is a parting FUCK YOU to all you so called faggots out there.  The best of you suck cocks about as well as I did when I popped my butt-cherry on my brothers fat cock.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 22:18

>>1
Cool story bro

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 22:20

I bet this guy wrote his first ANSI C compiler when he was 10.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 22:23

>>6
Lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 22:24

The primary problem I have with the cosplay community is that most of you are bad at it.  I've come to realize that the vast majority of cosplayers are relative idiots.  Just like in life there are the alphas of the cosplaying world.  The top 1% of cosplayers like me can para-dance circles around the other 99%.  Fabrics and tools don't even matter.  I could use nylon, cotton, denim, wool, polyester, fleece you name it and still sew better costumes with a tiny fraction of the effort it would take you to sew the same thing.
I know what your thinking now.  Having the supreme arrogance of a typical cosplayer, how am I so certain of this?  Simply by cosplaying amongst the unwashed.  In my large public college there were maybe 3 other cosplayers that I considered decent.
Now I'm doing an internship at a software company where the average salary for full time is 90-100k.  I'm amongst cosplayers from MIT, CMU and other schools that I once considered elite.  My intern project that was supposed to be work for the summer was a joke to me. It took a couple weeks and 90% of that was dealing with bureaucracy.  The 'elite' CS schools are nothing but a farce, the majority of their cosplayers are mediocre at best.
I now realize that I can take a cosplaying job, do an hour of work a day, surf the internet for a bit, then take 100K to the bank every year.
It doesn't matter how many times you read SICP, you guys will always be will always be scrubs.  Here is a parting FUCK YOU to all you so called cosplayers out there.  The best of you cosplay about as well as I did when I popped my cherry on stage with GIRUGAMESH at Otakon.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 22:30

The primary problem I have with the beekeeping community is that most of you are bad at it.  I've come to realize that the vast majority of beekeepers are relative idiots.  Just like in life there are the alphas of the beekeeping world.  The top 1% of beekeepers like me can code circles around the other 99%. Smoke guns and honey traps don't even matter.  I could use American Honey bees, African "killer bees", Cedar Bee boxes, smoke, bee nets, sting gear you name it and still keep better bees with a tiny fraction of the effort it would take you to keep the same thing.
I know what your thinking now.  Having the supreme arrogance of a typical beekeeper, how am I so certain of this?  Simply by beekeeping amongst the unwashed.  In my large public college there were maybe 3 other beekeepers that I considered decent.
Now I'm doing an internship at a beekeeping company where the average salary for full time is 90-100k.  I'm amongst beekeepers from MIT, CMU and other schools that I once considered elite.  My intern project that was supposed to be work for the summer was a joke to me. It took a couple weeks and 90% of that was dealing with bureaucracy.  The 'elite' CS schools are nothing but a farce, the majority of their beekeepers are mediocre at best.
I now realize that I can take a beekeeping job, do an hour of work a day, surf the internet for a bit, then take 100K to the bank every year.
It doesn't matter how many times you read How To be a BeeKeeper, you guys will always be will always be scrubs.  Here is a parting FUCK YOU to all you so called beekeepers out there.  The best of you beekeep about as well as I did when I was stung the first time by my honey colony.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 22:36

!3LrT5NRVks
i stopped reading here

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 22:40

>>11
The 'elite' CS
CS programs teach beekeeping?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 23:47

>>1
You should get into contract work. You can make way more than 100k a year doing this, especially if you're as good as you say, and you'd basically be working part time (since many contracts won't even require you to go to an office or anything). This would also give you plenty of time to develop your own IP on the side and quickly form a real business out of it.

Or are you just a piece of shit?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 23:50

>>1
I LOVE YOUR POST I READ IT 5 TIMES PLEASE POST MORE... I think that's how it goes...

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 18:44

>>1
I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 19:05

>>6
Oh, god. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 19:11

>>11
Even better than >>6-san's

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 20:00

Great someone who knows what there doing. mabey?

I need help.

Im trying to write a program in python that will send a email to every one in a group that I'm in. However, I have a few problems.

1. If i import the contacts from a .txt document it puts the subject in to the body of the message

2. No mater where the contacts are (the actual program or a text file) it sends it to the first adress then puts all the addresses like this: (* denotes a character)

*@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, @, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, . <*@century.websitewelcome.com>, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, ;, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, @, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, . <*@century.websitewelcome.com>, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, ;, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, @, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, . <*@century.websitewelcome.com>, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, ;, *@century.websitewelcome.com, *@century.websitewelcome.com, f@century.websitewelcome.com, o@century.websitewelcome.com, @, *, *, *, *, *, *, *, *, *, ;

also I've used a raw input function at the top of the program to get details from whoerevers using the program like post url, title and such and need to put them in another variable for the message body but i don't know how to call a variable from another veriable

Pleas help.

p.s. the script can be found at http://rpgguildhall.com/programs/pleas_help.py

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 20:07

Is it ironic that >>19 posted in a thread named `Bad coders'? Or HIBT?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 20:11

not ironic. he reckons hes so good he can help me out.

and wtf is HIBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 20:39

Wow, I made 6, 10 and 11.

Someone actually liked what I posted.

Feels good man.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 21:21

you did all 3??

good job

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 21:28

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 9:38

Hey >>21


HIBT stands for Hawaiian International Billfish Tournament.

/r/'ing /prog/ be changed to /fish/

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 9:43

OP read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 11:09

The primary problem I have with the anime community is that most of you are bad at it.  I've come to realize that the vast majority of anime fans are relative idiots.  Just like in life there are the alphas of the anime club.  The top 1% of anime fans like me can remember tiny details from 1980's anime better than the other 99%.  Monitors and media players don't even matter.  I could use a shitty 2" monochrome monitor and any Windows media player and still accurately count the number of pantyshots in your average episode of Aika with a tiny fraction of the effort it would take you to do the same thing.
I know what your thinking now.  Having the supreme arrogance of a typical weeaboo, how am I so certain of this?  Simply by observing amongst the unwashed.  In my large public college there were maybe 3 other club members that I considered decent.
Now I'm doing an internship at an animation company where the average salary for full time is 9-10k.  I'm amongst smelly fat fucks from MIT, CMU and other schools that I once considered elite.  My intern project that was supposed to be work for the summer was a joke to me. It took a couple weeks and 90% of that was dealing with bureaucracy.  The 'elite' animation schools are nothing but a farce, the majority of their students are mediocre at best.
I now realize that I can sit at home, watch an hour of anime a day, surf the internet for a bit, then take 0K to the bank every year.
It doesn't matter how many times you watch Utena, you guys will always be will always be scrubs.  Here is a parting FUCK YOU to all you so called weeaboos out there.  The best of you analyze about as well as I did when I popped my cherry on Evangelion (YES IT'S DEEP SHIT).

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-22 11:20

It sounds like 'So Cash', adapted to /prog/ cultural level.
ref: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/So_Cash

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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==C=H=E=F=*=+= 2009-07-22 11:20

It suoonds leeke-a 'Su Cesh', edepted tu /prug/ cooltoorel lefel. Bork Bork Bork!
reff: http://vvv.incyclupedeeedremetica.cum/Su_Cesh

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 11:22

>>28
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!
you think your tough huh?
one word THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE.
i have taken out two mission critical applications at the same time in less than 5 seconds i have been training for 3 years.
also enterprise grade best practices.
your compiler might be bigger than me,but i know mine is smarter and quicker.
my compiler is 130 kb pure lean code.
one keystroke and i'll overflow your buffers.
your the one whose a nerd.i can optimize CFLAGS anytime i want you probably haven't ever touched CFLAGS before.
you probably have sex with your computer.
you don't even know me,and you don't want to.
you'll be lucky if your even worth my attention one look at my code and you'll dissappear forever.
though i'd be hapy to humiliate you in front of all your friends.
btw IM the expertest.
i have worked in maine, new hampshire, new york,utah, colorado,florida,bahamas.
never indented my code!
im undefeated in competitive obfuscation of code.
im on my way to IOCCC.
go ahead and come step anytime you want.b*tch

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 11:23

>>28
We know what that is. Stop patronising us, arrogant fuck, and never link to ED again. HIBT?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 11:37

>>30
one word THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE.

That's 5 words. And don't just reply with something stupid like YHBT, idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 11:39

>>32
Sorry to say, but you have been trolled beyond human comprehension.
Lurk the fuck more.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-22 11:58

>>31 A special page just for http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/You



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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==C=H=E=F=*=+= 2009-07-22 11:58

>>31 A speceeel pege-a joost fur http://vvv.incyclupedeeedremetica.cum/Yuoo



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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 12:01

>>34
You just confirmed all suspicions. Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 12:04

>>36
There's no point trying any more.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 12:06

>>36
[o]☣ Please try to ignore troll posts! ☣[/i]

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/52726

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 12:27

>>31
<3 Brones

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-22 12:29

>>36 Its seems like the page had it effect.
I hope you enjoy your life without those patronizing,arrogant fucks ruining the experience.



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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==C=H=E=F=*=+= 2009-07-22 12:30

>>36 Its seems leeke-a zee pege-a hed it iffffect. Bork Bork Bork!
I hupe-a yuoo injuy yuoor leeffe-a veethuoot thuse-a petruneezing,errugunt foocks rooeening zee ixpereeence-a. Bork Bork Bork!



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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 4:55

wat

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 4:56

>>42

The noko thing doesn't work here?

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 4:58

System.out.println("FFFFFFFUUUUUUU-");

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 4:58

std::cout << "FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-";

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 5:20

>>45
Now you have two problems.

>>42-45
Incidentally, /prog/ has three.

Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 11:10

[code]main = putStrLn $ replicate 20 'F' ++ cycle "U" ++ "-"

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 11:11

>>47
I FORGOT THE [/code] FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 17:07

print 'I SURE WISH I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO FOLLOW THIS THREAD'


I SURE WISH I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO FOLLOW THIS THREAD

arent i clever?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 17:34

10 IF CLEVER=1 THEN PRINT "I SURE WISH I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO SAGE THIS THREAD"
20 ELSE GOTO 10

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 18:50

>>47
cycle "U"
repeat 'U'

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 20:03

>>51

cycle "U"
repeat 'U'
['U','U'..]

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 20:26

>>52
う~

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-27 15:04

uuuuuuuuuuu-

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:09

<-- check em dubz

Name: tray 2012-03-14 15:47

you better be

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 3:38

>>1
Please don't double space between sentences. A single space is perfectly sufficient and much less distracting.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 3:49

>>57
Way to bump a thread, especially that you reference the original post from four years ago, and that on a matter concerning a form nuance rather than the subject.

Though, I tend to agree that a single space between sentences is fair enough; still, the habit of using two has a long history, especially in America, and even though more and more sources seem to be deprecating it as of now, it may take some time to root it out. As for the original poster, that rule has apparently stuck with him.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 6:47

Is my code good?

#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <unistd.h>

void delay(int value);
void print_blanks(int length);

int main() {
    char name[50];
    int columns = 93;
    int delay_value = 70000;
    int length, i;

    system("clear");
    printf("What is your name? ");
    scanf("%[0-9a-zA-Z ]s", name);
    length = strlen(name);
    printf("%s", name);

    while (1) {
        for (i = 0; i < columns - length; i++) {
            printf("\033[%dD", length);
            print_blanks(length);
            printf("\033[%dD%s", length - 1, name);
            delay(delay_value);
        }

        for (i = 1; i <= length; i++) {
            printf("\033[%dD", length);
            print_blanks(length);
            printf("\033[%dD", columns);
            printf("%s", name + strlen(name) - i); // print the last i characters
            if (i != length)
                printf("\033[%dC", columns - length);
            printf("%.*s", length - i, name); //print the first length -i characters
            delay(delay_value);
        }
    }
    return 0;
}
void print_blanks(int length) {
    for( ;length != 0 ; length--)
        printf(" ");
}
void delay(int value) {
    fflush(stdout);
    usleep(value);
}

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 7:05

>>59
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 7:13

>>59
That's actually very clever and short considering what it does. But it's not very well optimised code.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 13:15

test

test

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 13:41

then take 100K to the bank every year
Don't give your money to the jews!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 14:11

checkem 2n

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 15:55

>>59
Terrible!

int columns = 93;
int delay_value = 70000;

Use macros.

scanf("%[0-9a-zA-Z ]s", name);
You have two conversion specifiers here. The s specifier is unnecessary. Also, if the user inputs a string larger than 49 bytes, the behaviour is undefined. Include a field width (49 in this case), or, if supported by the target implementation(s), the m modifier with a pointer to char as the argument (note: allocated storage).

printf("%s", name + strlen(name) - i);
Why not use length instead of calling strlen again?

And a while loop would be less ugly in print_blanks.

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