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Strategy Game Collaboration

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-19 0:46

Experimental RTS/Space sim Collaborative Coding Project.
The goal is to design a game with structure/settings/balance of Starcraft and scale of Eve Online(i.e. huge space battles, space empires,etc).
Though this wouldn't stop anyone from contributing code/feedback/criticism, i'll be coordinating the project.
All code/ideas should be posted in this and subsequent threads which i'll start as needed.
step #1: We will collaboratively create a name for our project.
Each suggestion must explain why this name fits the project and why its better then any other generic name.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 2:30

I'm changing development direction[1] and will start a new thread tomorrow.
There is no emoticon to express what I am feeling.

Also: ban this raging fgt again.  Surely /prog/ has some kind of janitor that reads this board at least once a week, right?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 2:46

Game Design
All aspects of game design
Subforums: Maps and missions, Multiplayer Maps, Planets and Asteroids, Stars, StarShip design, Ship Classes, Cargo Ships, Fighter Ships, Fregate Ships, Battlecruiser Ships, Motherships, Unique, Non-Weapon Modules, StarBase design, Buildings, Game Weapons, Superweapons, Ingame scripts, Combat mechanics, Warp and travel, Background Story, Game Technology, Game Races, Terrans, Setolians, Mirnaesi, Velori, Semaron, Replays and game saves, Units AI and control, Multiplayer, Multiplayer Chat, Trading, Teams, Alliance system, Names and Locations, Resources

I IHBT'd.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-28 2:55

>>921
>There is no emoticon to express what I am feeling.
Use an image macro and upload to http://Imgur.com
>ban this raging fgt again
Banning makes us stronger. (and more productive i have to add, i code more when /prog/ is off the table)

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 3:34

>>923
Then permaban yourself HURRRR

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 4:01

...

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-28 4:08

>>924 I leave this privilege to mods. If they feel lucky.



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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 4:45

almost there,,, i bet fv is gonna get it

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 4:48

>>926
you are an incredibly arrogant faggot, you know that?

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-28 4:51

>>928 You have a blind eye for all the arrogance of "Expert Programmers" who post here, but i'm a more convenient target isn't?



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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 4:52

>>929
No. You are wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 5:09

>>930
You're mother's wronged.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 5:12

>>931
Hello, FV

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 6:36

MITTENS shall be the 999th post.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 7:27

The earliest forms of cigarettes have been attested in Central America around the 9th century in the form of reeds and smoking tubes. The Maya, and later the Aztecs, smoked tobacco and various psychoactive drugs in religious rituals and frequently depicted priests and deities smoking on pottery and temple engravings. The cigarette, and the cigar, were the most common method of smoking in the Caribbean, Mexico and Central and South America until recent times.[5]

The South and Central American cigarette used various plant wrappers; when it was brought back to Spain, maize wrappers were introduced, and by the seventeenth century, fine paper. The resulting product was called papelate and is documented Goya's paintings La Cometa, La Merienda en el Manzanares, and El juego de la pelota a pala (18th century).[6]

By 1830, the cigarette had crossed into France, where it received the name cigarette; and in 1845, the French state tobacco monopoly began manufacturing them.[6]

In the George Bizet opera Carmen, which was set in Spain in the 1830s, the title character Carmen was at first a worker in a cigarette factory.

In the English-speaking world, the use of tobacco in cigarette form became increasingly popular during and after the Crimean War, when British soldiers began emulating their Ottoman Turkish and Russian comrades.[6] This was helped by the development of tobaccos that are suitable for cigarette use, and by the development of the Egyptian cigarette export industry.

The widespread smoking of cigarettes in the Western world is largely a 20th Century phenomenon - at the start of the century the per capita annual consumption in the USA was 54 cigarettes (equivalent to less than 0.5% of the population smoking more than 100 cigarettes per year), and consumption there peaked at 4,259 per capita in 1965. At that time about 50% of men and 33% of women smoked (defined as smoking more than 100 cigarettes per year)[7]. By 2000, consumption had fallen to 2,092 per capita, corresponding to about 30% of men and 22% of women smoking more than 100 cigarettes per year, and by 2006 per capita consumption had declined to 1,691[8]; implying that about 21% of the population smoked 100 cigarettes or more per year.

During World War I and World War II, cigarettes were rationed to soldiers. During the second half of the 20th century, the adverse health effects of cigarettes started to become widely known and text-only health warnings became commonplace on cigarette packets. The United States has not yet implemented graphical cigarette warning labels, which are considered a more effective method to communicate to the public the dangers of cigarette smoking.[9] Canada, Australia, and New Zealand, however, have both textual warnings and graphic visual images displaying, among other things, the damaging effects tobacco use has on the human body.

The cigarette has evolved much since its conception; for example, the thin bands that travel transverse to the "axis of smoking" (thus forming circles along the length of the cigarette) are alternate sections of thin and thick paper to facilitate effective burning when being drawn, and retard burning when at rest. Synthetic particulate filters remove some of the tar before it reaches the smoker.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 7:29

The process of blending, like the blending of scotch and cognac, gives the end product a consistent taste from batches of tobacco grown in different areas of a country that may change in flavour profile from year to year due to different environmental conditions.[18]

Modern cigarettes produced after the 1950s, although composed mainly of shredded tobacco leaf, use a significant quantity of tobacco processing by-products in the blend. Each cigarette's tobacco blend is made mainly from the leaves of flue-cured brightleaf, burley tobacco, and oriental tobacco. These leaves are selected, processed, and aged prior to blending and filling. The processing of brightleaf and burley tobaccos for tobacco leaf "strips" produces several by-products such as leaf stems, tobacco dust, and tobacco leaf pieces ("small laminate").[18] To improve the economics of producing cigarettes, these by-products are processed separately into forms where they can then be possibly added back into the cigarette blend without an apparent or marked change in the cigarette's quality. The most common tobacco by-products include:

    * Blended leaf (BL) sheet: a thin, dry sheet cast from a paste made with tobacco dust collected from tobacco stemming, finely milled burley-leaf stem, and pectin.[19]
    * Reconstituted leaf (RL) sheet: a paper-like material made from recycled tobacco fines, tobacco stems and "class tobacco", which consists of tobacco particles less than 30 mesh in size (~0.599 mm) that are collected at any stage of tobacco processing.[20] RL is made by extracting the soluble chemicals in the tobacco by-products, processing the leftover tobacco fibres from the extraction into a paper, and then reapplying the extracted materials in concentrated form onto the paper in a fashion similar to what is done in paper sizing. At this stage ammonium additives are applied to make reconstituted tobacco an effective nicotine delivery system.[1]
    * Expanded (ES) or improved stems (IS): ES are rolled, flattened, and shredded leaf stems that are expanded by being soaked in water and rapidly heated. Improved stems follow the same process but are simply steamed after shredding. Both products are then dried. These two products look similar in appearance but are different in taste.[18]

Whole tobacco can also be processed into a product called expanded tobacco. The tobacco is "puffed", or expanded, by saturating it with supercritical carbon dioxide and heating the CO2 saturated tobacco to quickly evaporate the CO2. This quick change of physical state by the CO2 causes the tobacco to expand in a similar fashion as polystyrene foam. This is used to produce light cigarettes ("Lights") by reducing the density of the tobacco and thus maintain the size of a cigarette while reducing the amount of tobacco used in each cigarette.[18]

A recipe-specified combination of brightleaf, burley-leaf and oriental-leaf tobacco will be mixed with humectants such as propylene glycol or glycerol, as well as flavouring products and enhancers such as cocoa, licorice, tobacco extracts, and various sugars, which are known collectively as "casings". The leaf tobacco will then be shredded, along with a specified amount of small laminate, expanded tobacco, BL, RL, ES and IS. A perfume-like flavour/fragrance, called the "topping" or "toppings", which is most often formulated by flavor companies, will then be blended into the tobacco mixture to improve the consistency in flavour and taste of the cigarettes associated with a certain brand name.[18] As well, they replace lost flavours due to the repeated wetting and drying used in processing the tobacco. Finally the tobacco mixture will be filled into cigarettes tubes and packaged.

In recent years, the manufacturers' pursuit of maximum profits has led to the practice of using not just the leaves, but also recycled tobacco offal[1] and the plant stem.[21] The stem is first crushed and cut to resemble the leaf before being merged or blended into the cut leaf.[22]

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 7:30

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 7:34

Before the Second World War many manufacturers gave away collectible cards, one in each packet of cigarettes. This practice was discontinued to save paper during the war and was never generally reintroduced, though for a number of years Natural American Spirit cigarettes included "vignette" cards depicting endangered animals and American historical events; this series was discontinued in 2003. On April 1, 1970 President Richard Nixon signed the Public Health Cigarette Smoking Act into law, banning cigarette advertisements on television in the United States starting on January 2, 1971. However, some tobacco companies attempted to circumvent the ban by marketing new brands of cigarettes as "little cigars"; examples included Tijuana Smalls, which came out almost immediately after the ban took effect, and Backwoods Smokes, which reached the market in the winter of 1973–1974 and whose ads used the slogan, "How can anything that looks so wild taste so mild."

In many parts of the world tobacco advertising and even sponsorship of sporting events has been outlawed. The ban on tobacco advertising and sponsorship in the EU in 2005 has prompted Formula One Management to look for races in areas that allow the tobacco sponsored teams to display their livery. As of 2007, only the Scuderia Ferrari retains tobacco sponsorship, continuing their relationship with Marlboro until 2011.

In some jurisdictions, such as the Canadian provinces of Saskatchewan and Alberta, the retail store display of cigarettes is completely prohibited if persons under the legal age of consumption have access to the premises.[26] In Ontario, Canada, Manitoba, Canada, and Quebec, Canada the display of tobacco is prohibited for everyone, regardless of age, as of 2008. This includes non-cigarette products such as cigars and blunt wraps.[27] [28]
Typical pictogram indicating that smoking is permitted

Purchase restrictions

Beginning on April 1, 1998, the sale of cigarettes and other tobacco products to people under 18 has been prohibited by law in all fifty states of the United States. The legal age of purchase has been additionally raised to 19 in Alabama, Alaska, New Jersey, Utah, and Nassau, Suffolk, and Onondaga Counties in New York.[29] The intended effect of this is to prevent upper class high school students from purchasing cigarettes for their younger peers. Legislation was pending as of 2004 in some other states. In Massachusetts[30] and Virginia[citation needed], parents and guardians are allowed to give cigarettes to minors, but sales to minors are prohibited.

Similar laws exist in many other countries. In Canada, most of the provinces require smokers to be 19 years of age to purchase cigarettes (except for Quebec, Saskatchewan, Manitoba and Alberta, where the age is 18). However, the minimum age only concerns the purchase of tobacco, not use. Alberta, however, does have a law which prohibits the possession or use of tobacco products by all persons under 18, punishable by a $100 fine. Australia, New Zealand and Pakistan have a nationwide ban on the selling of all tobacco products to people under the age of 18.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 7:35

Since 1 October 2007, it has been illegal for retailers to sell tobacco in all forms to people under the age of 18 in three of the UK's four constituent countries (England, Wales and Scotland) (rising from 16). It is also illegal to sell lighters, rolling papers and all other tobacco-associated items to people under 18. It is not illegal for people under 18 to buy or smoke tobacco, just as it was not previously for people under 16; it is only illegal for the said retailer to sell the item. The age increase from 16 to 18 came into force in Northern Ireland on 1 September 2008. In the Republic of Ireland, bans on the sale of the smaller ten-packs and confectionery that resembles tobacco products came into force on May 31, 2007 in a bid to cut underaged smoking. The UK Department of Health plans to follow suit with the ten-pack ban.

Most countries in the world have a legal smoking age of 18. Five exceptions are Austria, Belgium, Denmark, Portugal, and the Netherlands, where the age is 16. Since January 1, 2007, all cigarette machines in public places in Germany must attempt to verify a customer's age by requiring the insertion of a debit card. Turkey, which has one of the highest percentage of smokers in its population,[31] has a legal age of 18. Another curiosity is Japan, one of the highest tobacco-consuming nations, which requires purchasers to be 20 years of age (suffrage in Japan is 20 years old).[32]. Beginning in July 2008, Japan will enforce this age limit at cigarette vending machines through use of the taspo smart card. In other countries, such as Egypt, it is legal to use and purchase tobacco products regardless of age. Germany raised the purchase age from 16 to 18 on the 1 September 2007.

Some police departments in the United States occasionally send an underaged teenager into a store where cigarettes are sold, and have the teen attempt to purchase cigarettes, with their own or no ID. If the vendor then completes the sale, the store is issued a fine.[33] Similar enforcement practices are regularly performed by Trading Standards Officers in the UK and the Gardaí Siochana, the police force of the Republic of Ireland.[34]

Consumption

Approximately 5.5 trillion cigarettes are produced globally each year and are smoked by over 1.1 billion people or greater than one-sixth of the world population. While smoking rates have leveled off or declined in developed nations, they continue to rise in developing parts of the world. Smoking rates in the United States have dropped by half from 1965 to 2006 falling from 42% to 20.8% of adults.[2] In the developing world, tobacco consumption is rising by 3.4% per year.[3]
Smoking prevalence by gender     Percent smoking
Region     Men     Women
Africa     29     4
United States     35     22
Eastern Mediterranean     35     4
Europe     46     26
Southeast Asia     44     4
Western Pacific     60     8

Source: World Health Organization estimates, 2000
Leading consumers of cigarettes in 1998[35] Country     Population
(millions)     Cigarettes consumed
(billions)     Cigarettes consumed
(per capita)
China     1248     1643     1320
USA     270     451     1670
Japan     126     328     2600
Russia     146     258     1760
Indonesia     200     215     1070
    The examples and perspective in this table may not represent a worldwide view of the subject. Please improve this article and discuss the issue on the talk page.
Smoking prevalence in the U.S. (2006)[36] Rank     State      %     Rank     State      %     Rank     State      %     Rank     State      %
1     KY     28.6     14     SC     22.3     27     KS     20.0     40     AZ     18.1
2     WV     25.7     15     NV     22.2     28     GA     20.0     41     VT     18.0
3     OK     25.1     16     NC     22.1     29     ND     19.6     42     DC     17.9
4     MS     25.1     17     DE     21.7     30     VA     19.3     43     CO     17.9
5     AK     24.2     18     WY     21.6     31     RI     19.3     44     MA     17.8
6     IN     24.1     19     PA     21.5     32     MT     19.0     45     MD     17.8
7     AR     23.7     20     IA     21.5     33     NH     18.7     46     HI     17.5
8     LA     23.4     21     FL     21.0     34     NE     18.6     47     WA     17.1
9     MO     23.3     22     ME     20.9     35     OR     18.5     48     CT     17.0
10     AL     23.3     23     WI     20.8     36     NY     18.3     49     ID     16.8
11     TN     22.6     24     IL     20.5     37     MN     18.3     50     CA     14.9
12     OH     22.5     25     SD     20.4     38     TX     18.1     51     UT     9.8
13     MI     22.4     26     NM     20.2     39     NJ     18.1            

Graphics on cigarette packets
Main article: Tobacco packaging warning messages

Some countries require cigarette packs to contain warnings about health. The United States was one of the first. Other countries include Canada, most of Europe, Australia and in Asia (e.g. Hong Kong)

Smoking bans

Many governments impose restrictions on smoking tobacco, especially in public areas. The primary justification has been the negative health effects of secondhand smoke.[37] Laws vary by country and locality. See:

    * Smoking bans
    * Smoking bans by country

Cigarette butt
See also: Cigarette filter
A discarded cigarette butt, lying on dirty snow.

The common name for the remains of a cigarette after smoking is a "(cigarette) butt". The butt typically comprises about 30% of the cigarette's original length. It consists of a tissue tube which holds a filter and some remains of tobacco mixed with ash. In extreme cases the filter is slightly burned. Cigarette butts are one source of tobacco for minors and low income people. The shape of a butt hinges on the manner of stubbing out. The intensely pressed butt possesses irregular shape at the end and wrinkled tissue. Cigarette butts may be a subject of studies over popularity of brands producing cigarettes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 7:43

>>933
I would actually like that

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 8:18

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 10:26

>>940
no

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 10:29

>>940
yes

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 10:34

>>940
only if u pay me enuf ;)

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 10:38

>>943
go away marshviperX

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 12:21


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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 12:26

>>946
Get the fuck out.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 12:27

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 12:37

The most important way for the stay-at-home dad to become an acceptable practice in life, is to see it communicated worldwide through media and role models. The following section provides examples from film, radio, literature and television, in which the stay-at-home dad is portrayed. These appearances in entertainment also play in to some of the stereotypes associated with the role of stay-at-home dad.

[edit] Movies

Mr. Mom
    The Michael Keaton movie Mr. Mom (1983) features one of the more famous portrayals of a stay-at-home dad. Many stay-at-home dads dislike being labeled Mr. Mom largely due to the bumbling nature of the title character, the implication that stay-at-home dads are maternal rather than paternal, and the general emasculating tone of such terminology. Many fathers feel that their contributions are as fathers, equal yet distinct from mothers' contributions.[citation needed]

Daddy Day Care
    The 2003 Movie Daddy Day Care starring Eddie Murphy, Jeff Garlin, and Steve Zahn, humorously chronicles the lives of two men who get laid off, cannot find new jobs and are forced to become stay-at-home dads. With no future employment on the horizon, they decide to begin a daycare business, demonstrating their unconventional child care techniques.[18]

Mighty Ducks
    A film not known for its stay-at-home dad message carries many undertones that meet the requirements. Gordon Bombay (Emilio Estevez)loses his job and is forced into community service, where he ends up coaching a peewee hockey team. Though not the actual father of any of the children on the team he becomes a father figure to many of the players, most notably the character Charlie Conway (Joshua Jackson). Conway's father is no longer involved in his life and his mother works full time to support them. Bombay becomes his stay-at-home dad. As he is not working (he does not get paid for coaching), he spends his time outside of coaching the team helping Charlie with the daily obstacles that occur in a young boys life. Bombay clearly cares about Charlie and spends the film shaping him into a leader and a good man. This is seen throughout the trilogy of films. Most importantly though Bombay's character displays ways in which you can still be seen as a man in society without being the breadwinner. The clearest example is through coaching and being involved in the child's athletic life. This shows examples of how a father can be the care giver without it meaning that he is home washing dishes and knitting, or whatever other stereotypical thoughts accompany being a stay-at-home dad in today's society. This is briefly touched upon in the Blue-ray commentary of the movie.

[edit] Music

Lonestar
    In 2004 country music group Lonestar released a song titled "Mr. Mom" which was a humorous take on the duties of a stay-at-home dad. Initially, the father was excited to live the "life of luxury," taking long naps and watching tv. He soon learns that when he is not caring for the infant by watching repeat Barney episodes and up extremely early for feedings, that he is responsible for rides to and from practices, attending the Boy Scout and PTA meetings, and also cooking dinner. By the end of his first week at home, the dad is in bed, reading classifieds in hopes of getting back to work immediately.[citation needed]

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 12:46

>>951
Haruhi Cool?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 14:23

>>951
I came

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 15:08

>>950 cool story bro

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 15:39

[ANNOUNCEMENT] the Velox Et Astrum forum has reached a new peak of four members! Congratulations, FrozenVoid and team!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 16:28

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 17:55

So, what's stopping the mods from effectively banning FV? Can't they just ban his IP, or his ISP's IPs, or all the fucking IPs from fucking Israel? I mean, Israel is tiny, banning it entirely wouldn't make a significative difference anyway (except for ridding us from this faggot).

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 18:08

>>957
Surely he has enough proxies that it would have no effect.
Didn't he get banned at least twice by now and he ban evaded?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 18:13

>>958
Proxies don't go unbanned for a long time at 4chan. Besides, he doesn't even have to resort to proxies if his IP is dynamic. Ban his fucking ISP and i should be enough.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 20:23

i've got a fun idea.
add a few lines to the board's php that converts every post made by a namefag/tripfag to a frozen-chef post.

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