A living female specimen in good health of the species homosapien in the state of arousal. Preferably this specimen would have large mammary glands, a shapely buttocks, a classically proportioned face and good grooming habits.
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Anonymous2009-07-18 0:57
i robotic hand of greater dexterity and strength than my natural one, and ethernet and wireless network connectivity (among other features).
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Anonymous2009-07-18 1:01
>>14
i dunno, man. that would make it kinda hard to masturbate.
If "replace" means that the new thing is also going to be attached to your hand, then the most practical answer is a vagina or asshole, and masturbation would only improve. (You could even still hold stuff)
OTOH, you could ask for a girl, then get it amputated, since if it has its own body, it could survive quite nicely away from you. Detatching it from yourself would leave the door open for it running away, though.
>>25
Sure. Keep in mind it's not going to be a "fully functional" anus. Since you're digestive system's finish line is already at the one in your ass, I think it's unlikely that your body would reroute your poo 2.5 feet uphill to your shoulder and then 2.5 more feet back down your arm just to take advantage of the new exit hole.
>>29
Nowai man, a butthole without butt cheeks is just pointless and disgusting. I want a whole ass on the end of my arm.
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Anonymous2009-07-18 19:14
If you're going to get an anus, you might as well just get a dick on your arm so you can reach your standard anus as well as other orifices. This would be maximally flexible.
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Anonymous2009-07-19 15:43
>>32
But with anus , I could wave my arm around and shit on people!
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Anonymous2009-07-19 17:05
>>33
There's a reason we evolved to “scoop and fling” rather than having an extensible anus.
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Anonymous2009-07-19 17:13
An exact replica of myself, but after the hand modification took place.
>>33 But with anus , I could wave my arm around and shit on people!
yes, this is the sort of thing we post on /prog/.
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Anonymous2009-07-19 18:12
>>39
/prog/ - Sensible, mature programming related discussion
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Anonymous2009-07-19 18:12
>>39
What's wrong? I don't get it. Are you concerned that a programmer would like to shit on everyone by waving his hand with an anus attached? I personally think that'd be cool.
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Anonymous2009-07-19 18:19
>>39
It's one of these times, about twice a month, when I actually laugh out loud.