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My Girlfriend wants to learn magic

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 11:46

However, she only wants to learn either FIOC or ENTERPRISE QUALITY JAVA. What should I do? Don't just say SICP because that's not gonna help.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 11:49

It's good to see Leah finally learning to program

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 11:49

SICP is all about the magic, baby!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 11:54

Did you know that SICP is also known as the wizard book. This is because this book contains the spells of master wizards.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 11:56

>>1
U MENA HASKEL

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 11:57

If she knows algebra make her learn Haskell

I know /prog/ has a thing for underage schoolgirls so it's important to check

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 11:57

>>4
However, it's mostly because of the wizard on the front.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 12:02

>>7
You should actually see the computer's so called science actually has a lot in common with magic. We will see that in this book.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 12:03

My Girlfriend

IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 12:14

>>1
My hand wants to learn magic

Fixed that for you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 12:19

the things i/she would do to eachother, if i had a girl.. while im making toy programs in java she would come up to me, crawl under the desk, undo my zipper and start sucking, all without any words. it would last for hours at times, but she would like it. in the evenings i would download some random movies from the late 80-90's and we would enjoy them together. i'd call her my babe, not because shes 12, but because i LOVE her. i'd keep promising to release her if she acts like a good girl but in the end, when she'd have a chance to go back to her family, she'd choose to stay. And its not because i've kept her in captivity for the last 2 years, but because she returned my feelings, she loved me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 12:19

Ensnare her with PySICP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 12:30

>>7
Just read SICP. Read this extract from the wizard book

We are about to study the idea of a computational process. Computational processes are abstract beings that inhabit computers. As they evolve, processes manipulate other abstract things called data. The evolution of a process is directed by a pattern of rules called a program. People create programs to direct processes. [b]In effect, we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells[b].

A computational process is indeed much like a sorcerer's idea of a spirit. It cannot be seen or touched. It is not composed of matter at all. However, it is very real. It can perform intellectual work. It can answer questions. It can affect the world by disbursing money at a bank or by controlling a robot arm in a factory. The programs we use to conjure processes are like a sorcerer's spells. They are carefully composed from symbolic expressions in arcane and esoteric programming languages that prescribe the tasks we want our processes to perform.

A computational process, in a correctly working computer, executes programs precisely and accurately. Thus, like the sorcerer's apprentice, novice programmers must learn to understand and to anticipate the consequences of their conjuring. Even small errors (usually called bugs or glitches) in programs can have complex and unanticipated consequences.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 12:31

>>1
you should dump her .

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-17 12:51

They are carefully composed from symbolic expressions in arcane and esoteric programming languages
Uncanny resemblance to Brainfuck programming language. Arcane and esoteric is the last word you want to see about code or language and scaring newbies with this SICP trash would not entice them to code anything.

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Leave no stone unturned.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 12:55

>>14
I LOVE YOU![i] I LOVE YOUR POST![i] I READ IT 5 TIMES! KEEP POSTING!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 12:55

>>14
I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR POST! I READ IT 5 TIMES! KEEP POSTING!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 12:58

>>16,17
BBCode FAIL

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 13:31

>>1
There's nothing wrong with using real programming languages.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 13:39

>>1
I heard the ABC Programming Language is a good intro to programming

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 13:45

>>15
He is making comparisons about the language used in casting spells. To an unlearned person, the language used to cast spells seems esoteric and arcane. He was talking about programming in general being esoteric and arcane. This analogy is intended to apply to all computer languages.

Name: OP 2009-07-17 13:45

I think I'm just gonna teach her in C and tell her that she needs to know C to program in Java.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 13:53

>>22
You don't need to know C to program in Java.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 14:03

>>22
You're a horrible person :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 14:07

>>24
As most programmers are when they get their first girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 14:14

>>25
ZING!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 15:36

Girls tend to love objected oriented programming. Its similar to nagging parenthood.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-18 0:34

prolog

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-18 2:22

>>13
nice bbcode fail, that shit was [l]ENTERPRISE QUALITY[/l]

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-18 13:23

>>29
what the hell even is the [l] tag

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