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Enterprise

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 16:41

What is ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMING ?

Is it basically Java?

Name: GlacialEntropy 2009-07-14 16:43

>>1
super(this);
Thats all you need to know.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 16:45

SICP, the final frontier.

Name: > 2009-07-14 16:51

super(fabulous);

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-15 0:38

Enterprise programming is set of design patterns which make software too "flexible"/multi-purpose then really needed. A function-level feature creep with plenty of unnecessary code reuse methods(e.g. making everything explicitly portable/callable/relocatable/reusable etc code) thrown in for good measure. Its like antithesis to hacking.



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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 17:59

(.|.) :: a -> a -> a

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 19:09

>>5
That is the most sensible thing you have ever said on /prog/, FuVu. Is that some kind of devious reverse troll?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 19:19

>>7
Who are you talking to?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 19:29

>>8
I know what you're getting at, but that post is actually woth reading. Here, let me quote it for your convenience:
>>5
Enterprise programming is set of design patterns which make software too "flexible"/multi-purpose then really needed. A function-level feature creep with plenty of unnecessary code reuse methods(e.g. making everything explicitly portable/callable/relocatable/reusable etc code) thrown in for good measure. Its like antithesis to hacking.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 19:29

>>8
フロゼンボイダオ

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 19:34

>>9
Emphasis mine.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 19:36

>>11
Actually, emphasis FV's.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 19:42

>>9
It's the same situation as /b/ in some ways, every once in a while they produce something worthwhile, but it's not really worth it to surf /b/ just for those rare gems.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-15 23:48

>>13 Just like 99% of seashells are generic crap, or 99% of /prog/ content.


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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 23:55

>>11
Emphasis mine is stepped on and explodes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 3:29

ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMING is leveraging core skillsets and world-class team synergy through reusable design-pattern-oriented encapsulation and design methodologies to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-business application product suite e-solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the e-readiness capabilities of their e-commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 5:15

>>15
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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 6:27

>>17
2. ☑ my post is about something mentioned in some other post in the thread.

What's your point?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 8:02

what is this

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 8:28

Remember when you wrote that 1000+ char one-liner in Haskell? Now imagine that, but in Java. That's enterprise programming.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 10:56

>>20
Remember when you wrote that 1000+ char one-liner in Haskell?
You're doing it wrong. Haskell philosophy states that we should be combining small functions rather than designing large functions

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 11:14

>>21
THE FORCED SMALLIFICATION OF CODE

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 11:46

Remember when you wrote that 1000+ char troll on /prog/?
Your doing it wrong. /prog/ philosophy states that we should be combining small trolls rather than typing raging walls of text.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 18:38

It involves having at least 3 levels of subclassed, interace implementing, singelton,  abstract factory factory created objects for every simple object which in turn implements a turing complete XML pareser that can be used to reuse the class in question by modifying and generating proxy objects to call methods in abstract classes whose actual implementation is determined by the result of a SOAP request which provides the metadata nessacary to determine which concrete remoted implementation can be messaged by JMS to get a unique id that pulls the class file from an Oracle database BLOB.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:58

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:23

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