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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-13 4:27

"Anon-Kun I brought you some tea!"

I could hear Maria's little footsteps head toward my room. Ever since I rescued her from that group of Crazy Otaku's she's been clinging to me non stop. It's nice but at the same time it's a hindrance but a little company is always welcome.

"Thanks Maria" I called through the door. "Come on in"

"Okayy" Maria smiled as she opened the door to my room. "Ah Maria watch out for the-" But it was too late.

I saw the hot tea fly towards my face in slow motion. Actually it wasn't that hot but I could never pass up a chance to tease her.

"UU UU" Maria was still on the floor. She hadn't noticed the spill yet. "AAAH" I faked a scream as I grabbed my face.

"Anon-Kun are you okay!" Maria jumped up and ran towards me. When she was close enough I grabbed her and picked her up onto my lap.

"Anon-Kun! UU UU You were messing with me again!" Maria gave me a light knock on my head. "I guess so" I laughed and spun us in the chair.

"Hmm...Why don't you clean up the usual way" I said with a smile.

Maria blushed at first but slowly nodded her head.

Maria got closer to my face and stuck out her tongue. Before she could start I gave her a quick peck. Her face turned even redder as she started to lick my face.

"ehehe Maria's tongue is so small and soft" I laughed as her tongue inched on my cheek. "UU UU UU" Maria pouted. "Anon-Kun is so selfish"

"I know I know" I nodded my head and sucked her outstretched tongue, I started undoing her top. While we were kissing I started playing with her nipples.

"UU UU" Maria cooed still embraced in the kiss. She tried to pull back but I wouldn't let her. "You spilled the tea on purpose didn't you?" I asked her finally pulling back from the kiss.

"Of course not Anon-Kun I Tr- Hng!" I interrupted her by twisting her nipples hardly. "Liars get punished, Maria-Chan" I said with a smile as I unzipped my pants. "I think some tea got down here too" I pointed down to my cock. "Be sure to clean it really good Maria-Chan<3"

Maria got down from my lap and started licking around my shaft. Her tongue was so soft and small. "You've gotten better Maria-Chan<3" I cooed. I patted her head lightly as she took my tip in her mouth.

"Because Anon-Kun makes me do this everyday" Maria climbed back into my lap. I gave her another peck to praise her for her good job.

"UU UU UU" Maria covered her mouth before I could kiss her again. "I just...you know." I moved her hand and stuck my tongue in her mouth. "Maria-Chan is so cute" I said aloud, making her blush again.

"But I know another part that needs to be kissed" A smile stretched across my face as I reached under her skirt. "Oh wow" I pulled back my fingers which were covered with liquid. "You're really wet Maria-Chan" I said astounded. I reached down and started playing with her pussy again.

"It's making lewd sounds Maria-Chan" I said.

"UU UU UU" More cute moans came from Maria who was clinging to me as we sat in the chair. "Anon-Kun I'm cumming!" Maria moaned and started moving her hips.

"Oh?" I stuck a finger inside and moved in and out.

"UU UU UUUUUU" Maria arched back. I held onto her with my free hand to keep her from falling.

"Maria-Chan is such a perv" I said as I pulled her back. She kissed me on the mouth and started moving her hips again.

"uu uu" She whimpered

"So?" I asked kissing Maria's neck. "Did you spill that tea on purpose?"

Maria didn't answer fro a bit, I could feel her breathing getting heavier. I got tired of waiting for an answer so I nibbled her earlobe.

"UU UU YES!" Maria shouted.

"But why Maria-Chan?" I smiled as I waited for my answer.

"B-B-Because Maria-Chan knew what the punishment was.." She looked away and started moving her hips again.

"Maria-Chan is so cute<3" I hugged her tightly. She returned the hug and we sat there for a moment before I lifted her onto my cock. "It's going in now Maria-Chan" I slowly edged my dick in. I could feel her shiver as the tip reached inside.

"uuuuu uuuuu" Maria whimpered again. "Stop teasing Anon-Kun" She said holding onto my neck.

"Only if you scream louder Maria-Chan" I jammed the rest in.

"UUU UUU" Maria arched her back again and almost fell out of the chair. I grabbed her and held onto her as I started pumping.

"Has Maria-Chan learned her lesson yet?" I asked as I kissed her neck.

"UUUU UUU<3" Maria's insides hugged my dick at every inch. I could feel every nook and cranny of her tiny little frame.

"Anon-Kun, I'm cumming!" Maria tightened around me. I could feel her little hands grab my face and pull into hers for a kiss. "I'm cumming too Maria-Chan!"

"UU UU" Maria shook her hips back and forth. "Do it inside Anon-Kun<3" She pulled back from the kiss and rested her head on my shoulder. I could feel her shiver as I shot my load inside of her.

"UUU Anon...Kun" Maria whimpered as she relaxed in my arms.
"Anon-Kun?"

I could hear Maria waking up behind me. I put her in my bed a couple of hours ago but it was still pretty late. i turned around and smiled at her.

"Good Evening Maria-Chan" I said from my chair. I got up and laid next to her. She slapped me on the forehead but this time it was hard.

"Ow!" I said rubbing my head.

"Anon-Kun is a jerk" She hid under the covers.

"What did I do?" I pulled back the covers, she was blushing like crazy.

"UU UU!" She tried to get the covers back but I was stronger. "You let me sleep without you!" She looked away trying to hide her tears.

"Maria-Chan is so selfish" I smiled as I threw the covers over us.

"UU~ UU~!" She smiled as she wrapped her arms around me.

A low hissing sound permeated the room, prompting me to rise up and investigate. When I raised my head, I bumped into something I hadn't been expecting; it was hard, cold, and scaly when I slowly reached my hand up to feel it.

"What is it, Anon-Kun?" Maria muttered sleepily.

"Just stay there, I'll check it out." As I reached over and turned on the light, I could see that it was the head of a gigantic black snake that had come through the window. When it saw me, it hissed menacingly and shouted in a grumbling, booming voice:

"HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?"

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 6:56

I feel like I'm the only /prog/ regular that doesn't visit /jp/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 7:55

>>28
You’re not alone, >>28-san!

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-07-14 7:56

>>28 I don't visit /jp/ as well, but whether i'm a regular  here or not, is quite a question.
/jp/ is bunch of fat 'otakus'(aka weaboos in terminal stage) masturbating to imported figurines and playing hentai games.


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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 8:53

>>30
We're glad you're gone from /jp/ too!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 9:43

>>31
I think it would be a positive experience for FrozenVoid to start visiting /jp/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 10:06

You’re not alone, >>28-san!

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-07-14 12:53

>>32 I have visited /jp/ in the past, as you can see in >>30
I don't think /jp/ has much..potential. They are drowning in concentrated weaboo mindshit.
Besides i'm getting more used to the textboards.

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Hmm...how am I supposed to make a word out of these lousy letters.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 14:37

>>34
They are drowning in concentrated weaboo mindshit.
Sounds just like what you need!

Besides i'm getting more used to the textboards.
If you're talking about permanent threads, that is no longer a problem: http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/page/S1

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 14:42

>>35
[spoiler][sup][sup]
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Sounds just like what you need!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 14:45

>>36
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 14:56

>>37
Hax my anus, oneechan!

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-07-14 14:56

>>35 I've seen easymodo before, do people post on easymodo after thread expires on /jp/?


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Name: dick 2009-07-14 14:58

>>37
I can't help you with that.

Name: dick grabber 2009-07-14 15:01

>>40
:(

Name: dick 2009-07-14 15:06

( `Д´)

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 15:29

>>39
Well, that depends on the thread and any number of factors.  Some threads have passed the thousand reply mark.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 15:29

>>42
(´・ω・`)

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 15:32

( ゚ ヮ゚)

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-07-14 15:35

>>43 I'll give it a chance when i fix my AJAX avatar generator. For now, /jp/ can wait.


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These creators, makers of the new, can never become obsolete, for in the arts there is no correct answer. The story of discoverers could be told in simple chronological order, since the latest science replaces what went before. But the arts are another story - a story of infinite addition. We must find order in the random flexings of the imagination.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 3:36

This needs to be incorporated into the SICP VN somehow.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 6:25

UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 5:52

GIEF MOAR Amu NAO!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 6:16

>>46
まう~まう~!ボイドちゃん、ハックスメイエイヌス!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 9:49

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 23:31

>>40
Or can you?

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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 9:39

My girlfriend's western name is Maria.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 14:48

western name
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