my anus

dear /prog/

yesterday i was siting behind my desk, reading my e-mails , and all of sudden i noticed that my anus got hacked .
now i dont know what to do .
i already called microsoft support and told them about it but they have not done anything so i came here to ask .

please help me , im not sure if i will be able to poop properly again if you dont help me .

You know, years now, you're the only person who talks about anuses on /prog/, because, guess what, noone else liked it or thought of it as a meme. It's not even relevant to programming, but how could it be if you don't know programming? Find something better to do with your time.

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