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Hi /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 12:03

Oh wow, I never knew 4chan had text boards! This is really cool, anyways I've been looking to get into php recently can you guys recommend any good resources.

Thanks in advance

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 12:05

Why not!

In this website you'll find the greatest PHP book ever written (and it's free too):

http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/

Have fun!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 12:18

>>1
There is already a thread about starting PHP on the first page, you tool. How about you read the thread list first.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 12:25

Thanks for the responses. I don't believe there is a thread on the first page, could you link it.

and at #2: That seems to be a book on scheme, did you paste the wrong link?

tia

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 12:30

>>4
The link is correct. It is the best book ever written or ever could be written on PHP.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-05 12:43

I recommend you try coding something small and practical for practice! You know like a little blog script or a textboard script! Something easy! You will learn a lot as you make it!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 13:05

>>6
What the hell do you know about coding?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-05 13:09

>>7
Enough to know you are a troll!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 13:21

>>7
He knows how to hax your anus 7-san

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 13:31

>>8
Does not follow. How is he a troll? By knowing how to code?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-05 13:37

>>10
If he knows how to code so much why is he hiding behind Anonymity! Show me some proof!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 13:47

>>11
What is wrong with you? He does not `hide' behind Anonymity, he just does not need to distinguish himself with a name, and that's why he is here, and not on reddit/xkcdforums. And you dare to deem other people trolls? Nobody has to prove anyone here anything, this is a free BBS, (and an anonymous one).

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 13:48

Oh, and of you need proof, we can organise a code showdown, me vs. Mr.Anal Ribs. Choose between C, Haskell, LISP and x86 ASM, and prepare to be proven wrong, you anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 13:50

I like the idea of a code showdown. Let's get this going.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-05 14:04

>>13
Sure fucking thing troll, C, when is a good time for you!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 14:14

>>15
It's on now, MILKRIBS. Whatcha gonna do?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-05 14:19

>>16
I'm gonna prove myself to /prog/! This shit is going DOWN!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 14:24

IT'S ON, MOTHERFUCKER

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 14:25

Come on, somebody post a challenge.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 14:27

>>17
Mr.Anal Ribs
coding C

xD

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 14:28

The fact that they're coding in C means they both lose.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-05 14:31

Come on motherfucker STEP UP or are you afraid!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 14:32

Write a program that hacks into a tire iron and makes it automatically attack people who walk by.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 14:33

CHALLENGE ONE:
Write a Fibonacci number generator in one line.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 14:35

>>21
The fact that they're coding in C means they both lose.
THEIR VIRGINITY

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 14:36

>>24
You're retarded, let's try and keep CS 101 assignments out of it.

Here's one:
Write a tripcode cracker WITHOUT a library call to crypt(3) (write it yourself fuck nuggets). Fastest wins.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 14:36

OK, I'm serious now;
Implement a game of flip* using curses.

*You are given a NxN board, all squares unflipped. You choose squares one after another, and after choosing each square, all adjacent squares are flipped. The goal is to flip the whole board.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 14:53

>>1
I recommend that you fuck off

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 15:20

>>27
flip my anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 22:15

Write a tripcode cracker WITHOUT a library call to crypt(3) (write it yourself fuck nuggets). Fastest wins.
WITHOUT ... crypt(3)
Fastest wins.
Nice redundancy there.

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-07-05 23:33

Write a tripcode cracker to go fuck yourself.

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-07-06 4:41

>>31
Actually I've planned to write a fast tripcode cracker, except i'm busy right now with compression algos.


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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-06 6:55

>>29
λx → my x anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-06 7:52

>>32
Hey FV,

Why doesn't this work?

<input type="button"
onClick='alert('This is an Event Handler');' value='Click this'>

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-06 8:10

☣ Please try to ignore troll posts! ☣

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/52726

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-07-06 8:18

>>34 Not escaped properly;
<input type="button" onClick="alert('This is an Event Handler')" value="Click this" >


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Name: FrozenVoid 2009-07-06 8:21

This will also work:
<input type="button" onClick="alert(\'This is an Event Handle\')" value="Click this" >

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-06 8:24

Ty FV

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-07-06 8:33

And these work too apparently:
function a(){eval("alert(\'This is \"an\" Event Handle\')")}
function b(){eval("alert(\"This is an Event Handler\")")}



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Name: FrozenVoid 2009-07-06 8:48

Note: >>37 Doesn't work in HTML,but works inside eval
<input type="button" onClick="eval('alert(\'This is an Event Handle\')')" value="Click this" >


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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-06 11:10

>>40
Shut your trap, FuVu.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-06 15:17

>>37
No it won't, you're escaping single quotes unnecessarily.
>>39
Yes, those are functions. Well done FV.
Back to NOT SEEING YOUR POSTS

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 14:20

<-- check 'em dubz
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