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Cool free language names

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 1:43

Create some cool new names for a programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 1:46

"new". i'm pretty sure there's no programming language with that name yet.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 1:48

The DEF Programming Language

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-07-02 1:52

>>1 Could you briefly describe the language first?

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 4:16

>>4
In need of a name.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 4:18

Just use an existing name, with a different spelling. Chicks love that

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 4:40

The Zalgo Programming Language

} ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ZA ~ L G ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Z̙̜̝̞̟̠� �̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌� �̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚� �# O҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠� �̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌� �̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ # ̎̏̐̑ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ A̎̏̐̑L̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉G̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉
̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉◊ख़҉̵̞� � ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ͡҉O҉ ̵̡̢̢̛̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟ ̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎ ̏̐̑̒̓ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ͡҉҉ C̓̔̿̿̿̕̚۩◊} O҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠� �̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌� �̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚� � M͡҉ E҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ S~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Z̙̜̝̞̟̠� �̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌� �̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚� �# ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ # ̎̏̐̑ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ A̎̏̐̑L̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉G̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉
̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉◊ख़҉̵̞� � ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ͡҉O҉ ̵̡̢̢̛̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟ ̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎ ̏̐̑̒̓ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ͡҉҉ ̓̔̿̿̿̕̚۩◊THEHIV EMINDISEATINGMYSOUL} ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Z̙̜̝̞̟̠� �̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌� �̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚� �# ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ # ̎̏̐̑ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ A̎̏̐̑L̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉G̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉
̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉◊ख़҉̵̞� � ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ͡҉ZALGOO҉ ̵IS̡̢̢̛The̛̛̖̗̘̙Cha otic̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ͡҉҉ ̓̔̿̿̿̕̚۩◊} Hivemind҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝ ̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕ ̚̕̚͡ ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Z̙̜̝̞̟̠� �̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌� �̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚� �# ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ # ̎̏̐̑ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ A̎̏̐̑L̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉G̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉
̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉◊ख़҉̵̞� � ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ͡҉O҉ ̵̡̢̢̛̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟ ̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎ ̏̐̑̒̓ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ͡҉҉ ̓̔̿̿̿̕̚۩◊

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 8:03

>>7
♥ Unicode miasma

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 10:58

>>6
i tried this with C .
it didnt work

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 11:12

The Mango Programming Environment.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 11:44

Objective Defecation++

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 12:11

Objective Java++0x

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 12:21

Haskell#

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 13:40

Cudderion Systems' Visual W++0x Pro 2009 Enterprise Edition DeLuxe v. 2.8.12 RC1 "Brazen Brazilian Brachiopod"

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 13:41

××????

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 13:43

>>9
It works, if you're creative.
C => See
Then you could call it Ees (Pronounced Ease)
or Ese (pronounced however the fuck you like)

Name: _why meme fan 2009-07-02 13:49

You could make a version of Potion that actually works, and call it Elixir.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 16:38

anybody got any veras.
luuvvvly

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 16:43

Rasputin Enterprise Framework

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 16:49

Cudderion Systems' Visual Objective W++0x# Pro 2009 Enterprise Edition DeLuxe Xtreme v. 2.8.12 RC2 "Brazen Brazilian Brachiopod" EX

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 16:54

Cudderion Systems' Visual Objective W++0x# Pro 2009 Enterprise Edition DeLuxe Xtreme v. 2.8.12 RC3 "Brazen Brazilian Brachiopod" EX + Alpha Third Strike: The Millionaire Dream Championship of the Future Final Tuned XX' Special

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 17:06

>>21
Sounds like a porn video

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-02 17:12

F- sounds cool!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 17:30

Dynamic Suck

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 18:46

>>12
JAVAPPLESOX

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 18:52

(.)PL - \\1PL Programming Language

For example,

あPL - あPL Programming Language

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 21:21

L-Pro

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 21:31

>>3
deeeeeeffdfedfdfddfdefefeffeeeeeeeeefffddddddeeeeeffffffffffdefeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffffddddfdefefeffefefdfdfdfdd

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-05 6:24

dicks

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-05 9:30

SmegmaScript

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-05 14:13

Anußcript
Sagescript
Dubscript

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-05 14:20

>>32
dubscript is taken
by ME!

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-05 17:05

The Programming Programming Language

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 16:10

lol

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 16:15

>>31
SmegmaScript

You might suck at C, Java, or Lisp,.... but you certainly won't like to suck at SmegmaScript

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 21:42

>>36
（　≖‿≖）

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 22:21

NIGGOL: The Nigga-rhythm-ic Language for all your ghetto beats.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 22:21

Bonerlang

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-09 2:02

imply the programming language

IMPLICATION

IMPLYING main IMPLIED args
     IMPLY i AS 0
     IMPLYING THAT i WHILE i < 69
          >imply
          IMPLY i AS i + 1
     END IMPLYING THAT
END IMPLYING

IMPLYING imply
     IMPLY "imblyng\n" TO out
END IMPLYING

END IMPLICATION

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-09 2:21

See

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-09 3:23

Greater than 3

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-09 4:35

dubz

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-09 4:35

fuck 'em, suck 'em, chuck 'em.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 11:56

LE programming language

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 12:07

C++--++

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 12:10

Anushax.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 12:16

Haskell++
HVM
HaskScript

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 12:32

Ↄ

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 13:41

Jewish Virtual Machine (JVM)
Autistic Programming Language (APL)
Programming Language for Idiots (PL/I)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 15:48

>>50
fuck, you made me laugh.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 16:14

JVM: Jewish Virtual Massacre

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 16:15

>>52
aka the holohoax

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 16:17

>>50
That would be Programming Language with Idiots.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 16:51

This guy really likes PL/I:
http://www.softpanorama.info/Lang/pl1.shtml

       Read it, serious /prog/ material right there     

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 20:47

the ShinJi compiler - a must have for coding giant robots?
sky.NET - Windows / Doomsday programming Solutions !
uhmm - brainfuck clone with only 1 valid character =)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 21:24

Schrödinger, The Quantum Programming Language.

Name: LEL-cunt 2013-02-04 21:43

>>56
hehe =) XDDDDDDDD LEEEEEEEEL E/G/IN

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 21:50

>>58
LLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ^^
>EGIN =D
>EGIN =D
>EGIN GRO ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 21:51

>>59
>E/^^/IN WIN /=)/RO
>LEEEEEEEL
>/^^/EEEEEEEEE/=)/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 21:52

>>60
LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>E/SHALOM/IN /JEW/RO ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 21:55

>>61
>LEEEEL ^^
>E/ARAB/IN =)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 21:56

>>58-62
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU NIGGER CUNTS DOING

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 21:58

>>63
LLLEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL =D
>U MAD? ^^
>U MAD GRO? ^^
>GRO, U MAD? =D

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 5:11

Subjective-C

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 8:54

Dubschecktive-M

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 10:28

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 13:22

Prolog^2n
KOBOLD
FORCHAN ( enterprise anonymous board solutions)
Sapphire (when ruby is too mainstream)
^++
XPHP
HTPL (hypertext programming language)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 18:27

StILL State Interpreting Layout Language.  (I'm StILL programming...)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 18:37

Bonerlang, thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:13

TIARA (Tiara Is A Recursive Acronym)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 21:05

NGR

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 21:17

polecat kebab lisp

Name: Ferus 2013-02-11 17:13

BBC++ (Big Black Cocks)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 17:47

Hypescript

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 18:12

Visual C

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 18:51

DubCheck

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 18:54

DubCheck++

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 23:03

Niggerlang

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 18:32

fart/cc

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 21:52

ThreeCUBE GET
(Acronym for Three Cute Boys Easily Get Error Text, which is basically a warning about the difficulty of the language.)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 22:20

>>81
No.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 22:34

SJIS - Shitty Japanese Instruction Set

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 22:47

>>81
Three Cute Boys
I have the weirdest boner right now.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 22:58

Business-Usable Turing Tarpit Programming Language for Undermedicated Gnu Shits

Name: >>85 2013-02-13 1:20

Also, I'm just wondering: have you guys ever craved cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a dick's head churning against your glottal stop?

Tell me I'm not alone.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 13:47

>>81
Just so you know, 3 cubed is 27, not 81.
Don't change these.
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