/prog/ - First Annual /prog/ Troll Awards

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 15:26

The First Annual /prog/ Troll Awards are coming up soon, so now is the time to vote for your favourite.
The nominees are:
1. MILKRIBS4k
2. FrozenVoid (original)
3. FrozenVoid (current)
4. Anonymous
5. RMS Mike Shuttleworth
6. The Abelson

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 17:07

>>39
Trolls don't need to be awarded; we distribute them freely.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 17:42

42 get

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 21:38

>>1

I will be voting based on humorous "trolling" (aka bad trolling), as I value laughing much more than I value the ability to troll effectively.

1. MILKRIBS4k
Too new, but is hilarious. If ever a troll deserved an award, I believe this troll is the one that should get it. DQ on account of DQN qualiy.

2. FrozenVoid (original)
Effective at trolling, but did not amuse me.

3. FrozenVoid (current)
More same fag than you'd like to believe. His BLAG posts verify this.

4. Anonymous
A+ sometimes, F- other times. C# still others.

5. RMS Mike Shuttleworth
Eh. Grab bag. Not very humorous.

6. The Abelson
Dunno.

I think you also forgot Randall, although his trolling is rarely amusing. Overall, I must go with Anonymous.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 15:48

THEN WHO WAS WINNER?

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-14 16:06

2. FrozenVoid (original) 3. FrozenVoid (current)? Why? Why you insist there is difference?
Except for few posters pretending to be me(which is insignificant) its me posting under my own name.
I guess people need to see tripcodes.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 16:16

*sigh* Do I have to edit the /prog/ fixer every two weeks? First no trip, then Mr. Anus, then another tip, god damn.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 16:18

>>46
Just edit it to include a list of names to remove, then one can change that oneself as one sees fit.

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-14 16:25

>>46 Normally i wanted to use tripcodes to verify my identity. This didn't work before.
I would expect mods get into a temper tantrum someday again and i'll have to change tripcodes(again..).
Now, I might say, when posting with tripcode, i'm feeling secure that people don't randomly post garbage with may name
and i could invest more time in posting instead of talking to clones(as of now, they all can't use anything that silly as masquerading under my name).

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Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-14 16:27

>>47 ..Or you can stop reinventing the wheel everyday and use my shiichan filter:
http://frozenvoid.blogspot.com/2009/01/shiichan-filter.html

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Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-14 16:30

set filt to /xs135.xs.to\/xs135\/09042\/av922.jpg/
and it will block all my posts(along with people posting with my avatar)

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 16:31

Trolling history question:
There was a guy that made a script that blocked all anonymous posts, claiming that when someone doesn't have an identity, his opinion is worth nothing, or such bullshit. Does anyone recognise him?

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-14 16:34

>>51 Thats was only for /g/ since it had a (small)tripfriend community formed.
It teached them a lesson,isn't? All their "i block u, becuz u use trip" turned against them.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 16:35

>>49
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 16:36

Yeah, you sure ``teached'' them a lesson.
See you someday under new tripcode, Mr. Void!

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-14 16:38

>>54 Indeed. The whole board went crazy and mods banned me each 30 seconds.

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Name: > 2009-07-14 16:50

>>51



(function(){

 var posts = [];

 var myclass = new RegExp('\\bpost\\b');

 var divs = document.getElementsByTagName('div')

 for(var i = 0; i < divs.length; ++i){

  var classes = divs[i].className;

  if(myclass.test(classes)) posts.push(divs[i]);

 }

 for(var i = 0; i < posts.length; ++i){

  var postername = posts[i].getElementsByTagName('span')[3];

  var postertrip = posts[i].getElementsByTagName('span')[4];

  if(Anonymous.test(postertrip.innerHTML))

   posts[i].parentNode.removeChild(posts[i]);

 }

})();

ENTERPRISE TROLLING

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-14 16:50

>>55 *note; not really each 30 seconds, just as soon as post was seen by mods.
>>51 I have this script in archives still. Of course, i don't need to use it, since i can perfectly ignore posts i don't like to answer. It just proves a point: for every censorship of a group, there is a counter-censorship method(segregation and separation).
Blocking people you don't like is easy, but you ruin the context and settings of thread(i.e. removing vital points from conversation tree) and repairing it requires unblocking the posts you "don't want to know, but want to know about".

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He often argued that human intelligence was more trouble than it was worth. It was more destructive than creative, more confusing than revealing, more discouraging than satisfying, more spiteful than charitable.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 16:53

>>56
One day, I actually removed all but FV's posts. It was less amusing than I had thought.

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-14 16:58

>>58 Why only me and not all tripcoded posts?

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The fact that we are I don't know how many millions of people, yet communication, complete communication, is completely impossible between two of those people, is to me one of the biggest tragic themes in the world.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 17:07

>>58
Because that's like leaving the punchline but removing the joke (or maybe the other way around, i dunno).

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 17:37

>>57
It hardly counts as censorship. Using a script to hide your posts is the same as a dieter removing all the unhealthy food from their fridge. It just removes the temptation to reply to you as I'm doing just now :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-14 17:44

>>61
I've recognized the futility in answering his posts after some time after he first showed up. I don't want to waste any more time replying to his posts. Everyone should just do the same.

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-15 0:23

>>62 'futility'? If you thought of trolling me it will indeed will be futile, or even traumatizing.
Trolls just can't handle exploratory discourse on my level. Its like Vogon music to them.

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Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-15 0:26

>>62 Its self-censorship. You actually censoring your mind from undesirable content.
I hope you realize completely censoring someone requires much more then a script.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 0:32

how the hell did this thread get 38 replies?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 0:52

>>65
38
のヮの

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 1:19

>>61
☣ Please try to ignore troll posts! ☣

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/52726

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 4:10

>>64
You're an anus !

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 5:29

>>68
☣ Please try to ignore troll posts! ☣

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/52726

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 11:44

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