>>6 (sizeof you're momma)
Your overdoing it. Everybody knows that this is a nigger thing to say, especially using words like "momma", but no nigger can ever learn Lisp.
>>1 char *s = new char[4];
delete &s[0];
or the equivalent char *s = new char[4];
delete s;
will indeed corrupt the heap as side effect of performing the delete. It just won't show until you do something else interesting with the heap.