Vim

So vim's great claim to fame is that you don't have to move your hands away from the home row. [spoiler]WELL GUESS WHAT FAGGOTS, NORMAL PEOPLE CAN'T STRETCH THEIR FINGERS FROM THE HOME ROW TO THE ESC KEY. [spoiler]WHAT NOW FAGGOTS[spoiler][spoiler]

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It implies making use of the appropriate Control key to ease the strain of executing key combos. 'Tards who put Control in Backspace's rightful place are invariably the types who have not yet managed to locate the right Control key or integrate it into their keyboarding. If you turn Caps Lock into a Control key, you'd damn well better do the same to Enter.