Vim

So vim's great claim to fame is that you don't have to move your hands away from the home row. [spoiler]WELL GUESS WHAT FAGGOTS, NORMAL PEOPLE CAN'T STRETCH THEIR FINGERS FROM THE HOME ROW TO THE ESC KEY. [spoiler]WHAT NOW FAGGOTS[spoiler][spoiler]

>>57
“knew how to keyboard” implies putting your most commonly-used keys in the least accessible positions?  Let me guess, you use QWERTY too.