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Computer Science is for FAGS

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 11:59

Real men do computer systems engineering. Enjoy your database normalization, faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 12:00

2/10

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 12:13

>>3
0.2

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 12:18

>>1
i hate it when mcdonald's doesn't heat my burger up enough to melt the cheese.

make them it melt better engineer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 12:19

All the hot girls are in biology.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 12:22

Computer science is a terrible name for this business. Firstable, it's not a science. It might be engineering or might be art. I actually see the computer's so called science actually has a lot in common with magic. It's also not really very much about computer. And it's not about computer in the same sense that physics is not really about particle accelerator. And biology is not really about microscope. And it's not about computer in the same sense that geometry is not really about using a surveillance instruments.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 12:22

>>4
I will, along with my job.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 12:24

>>5
while yes there are girls in bio they are by no means hot
(7/10 at best)

the hot ones are skating by in school with the liberal arts degree soft option and not in a hard science major (like you) and no, they arent interested in you either)

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 13:08

>>5
There are several hot girls in biology and more ugly ones, however there is one (COUNT 'EM ONE) hot girl in computer science so no, not all of them are in biology.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 13:15

>>9
Who do you mean?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 13:16

>>1
computer systems engineering is for pussies, real men do EE

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 13:23

>>10
Imagine I punctuated my sentence more thoroughly

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 23:57

>>6

So computer science isn't about computers?

Well computer systems engineering is. And you get an engineering degree, which is objectively much better than your science degree.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 0:02

>>8
Fatal Exception in post 8, line 4.
"(" Expected.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 2:25

>>14

//Syntax error, insert ") Statement" to complete function parameter

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 5:37

>>6
I'd like to welcome you to this course on Hayate no Gotoku. Actually, it's a terrible way to start. Hayate no Gotoku is a terrible name for this anime. First of all it's not about wind. It might be butlers... or it might be wealthy people... Or we'll actually see that Hayate... so-called 'Gotoku' actually has a lot in common with magic. We will see that in this course.

And it's not about wind in the same sense that... that computer science is not really about computers... and Higurashi is not really about cicadas.

And, it's not about wind in the same sense that Haruhi... is not really about using supernatural surveying instruments.

In fact, there's a lot of commonality between Hayate no Gotoku and Haruhi. Haruhi first of all is another anime with a lousy name.

The name comes from 'Harbinger' meaning the sign of things to come, and 'Ruhi' referring to the Ruhi Institute. Haruhi originally meant the future of the Ruhi Institute... or aliens.

And the reason for that was that thousands of years ago the Haruhist priesthood developed rudiments of Haruhism in order to figure out how to restore the the boundaries of forces that were destroyed in the annual rebirth of the universe.

And to the Haruhists who did that, Haruhi-ism really was the use of supernatural surveying instruments. Now, the reason that we think Hayate no Gotoku is about wind is pretty much the same reason that the Haruhiists thought Haruhi-ism was about supernatural surveying instruments, and that is when some field is just getting started and you don't really understand it very well, it's very easy to confuse the essence of what you're doing with the tools that you use.

And indeed on some absolute scale of things we probably know less about the essence of Hayate no Gotoku than the ancient Haruhiists really knew about Haruhi-ism. Well, what's --- what I mean by the essence of Hayate no Gotoku, what I mean by the essence of Haruhi-ism --- See, it's certainly true that these Haruhiists would often use supernatural surveying instruments, but when we look back on them after a couple of thousand years we say "Gee! What they were doing?"

The important stuff they were doing was to begin to formalize notions about space and time --- to start a way of talking about... mathematical truth formally that led to the axiomatic method, that led to... sort of all of modern neo-Haruhi-ism.

Figuring out a way to talk precisely about so-called 'declarative' knowledge --- 'what is true'. Well, similarly, I think in the future people will look back and say, yes, those --- those primitives in the twentieth century were watching these... primitive slideshows called anime, but really what they were doing is starting to learn how to formalize --- formalize intuitions about... butlers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 5:53

I FUCKING LOVE DATABASES YOU CUNT GO BACK TO /g/ AND MASTURBATE TO THE LATEST VIDYA CARD D:<

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 9:10

>>17
correct use of sage

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 10:31

>>18
incorrect non-use of sage

Name: Zen Sagemaster 2009-06-17 11:10

He said "How do you know, you are not Sage"
I replied, "How do you know I don't know, You are not me"

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 11:28

>>20
He laughed, and immediately reached Sage.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 11:32

A serious young man found the conflicts of mid 20th Century America confusing. He went to many people seeking a way of resolving within himself the discords that troubled him, but he remained troubled.

One night in a coffee house, a self-ordained Zen Master said to him, "go to the dilapidated mansion you will find at this address which I have written down for you. Do not speak to those who live there; you must remain silent until the moon rises tomorrow night. Go to the large room on the right of the main hallway, sit in the lotus position on top of the rubble in the northeast corner, face the corner, and meditate."

"Some say he is a holy man. Others say he is a shithead."

He did just as the Zen Master instructed. His meditation was frequently interrupted by worries. He worried whether or not the rest of the plumbing fixtures would fall from the second floor bathroom to join the pipes and other trash he was sitting on. He worried how would he know when the moon rose on the next night. He worried about what the people who walked through the room said about him.

His worrying and meditation were disturbed when, as if in a test of his faith, ordure fell from the second floor onto him. At that time two people walked into the room. The first asked the second who the man was sitting there was. The second replied "Some say he is a holy man. Others say he is a shithead."

Hearing this, the man was enlightened.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 11:36

>>22
Some say he is a holy man. Others say he is a shithead.
I laughed when I read this

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