/prog/ - java++ — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-14 14:31



#define main(String[] main(char**

#define extends :

#define boolean bool

#define null NULL

#define import #include

#define . ->

#define Integer.parseInt atoi

#define String.valueOf itoa

#define System.out.println(x) cout<<x

#define ArrayList vector

#define HashMap map

#define add push_back

#define get(x) [x]

See? We aren't so different.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-14 14:39

Who claimed we were? Java and C++ get roughly the same amount of abuse here, and I wouldn't have it any other way

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-14 14:55

>>2
What /prog/ do you read? I see mostly praise of java and sepples, while the so-called academic languages get endlessly made fun of.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-14 14:57

I guess we aren't that different, bar the fact one of us will be riddled with bugs and probably won't compile even the simplest of programs. Hey, wait...

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-14 20:10

>>2,3
Actually, there's a lot of both camps. The issue it comes down to is: Which is considered trolling for a given thread? That's the viewpoint that /prog/ will adopt.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-15 11:58

>>1
#define . ->
lol good luck

java++

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