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Good day, /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-11 19:15

I once seduced a woman in the form of a completely fictional personality. Good job, rented fancy clothing, walks in up-town areas. I have to say, I adopted the form of the finest man imaginable, with plenty of talk of my extended family all around the world and spun wonderful tales of my own global excursions.

But, I'm not an emotional man by any stretch. As a child, my mother was extremely emotional and selfish. Ever since, I've seen women for what they are; vain, emotional creatures who will seek to drag the higher being of man down into the maelstrom of "feelings" with them. So, as she began to get very attached, possessive and bitchy I simply disappeared.

The cell phone she had been calling me on, discarded. The e-mail address, no longer used. The address I had given her, non-existent. I simply ceased to be.

I got a hair-cut afterwards, started to dress very differently and began avoiding the places in town we used to go and where I knew she lived.

I think it was ample punishment for her predictable descent into feminine emotion. Perhaps if I punish all women similarly, they will finally learn to keep their self-indulgent feelings under wraps as men have learned.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-11 19:23

(✌゚∀゚)☞  --- /b/

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-11 19:24

/r9k/ is that way ------->

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-11 19:31

gb2/jp/

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-11 19:56

>>1
Ah, the old reverse-reverse trick, very nice.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-12 5:08

We don't give a shit. It's not programming

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-12 5:38

wat?
CUDDER? BUT I HARDLY EVEN KNOW ER!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-12 13:50

i learned java, c++ and c,
i programmed on a mainframe and on a pc
i implemented a list and also a tree
but there's no place that's sweeter than (lisp)

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-12 14:10

reference to an identifier before its definition: lisp

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