HP sucks my ass.

Oh t3h noes! My shitpile walmart desktop had teh malware and all the system recovery partition managed to successfully do was wipe my HD before erroring out when it tried to reinstall Vista. The dothead on the tech support line says I have to pay them $30 for recovery discs. And all my lolcats and moovies and furry pr0nz are on my second hard drive which I can't hook up to my laptop.

So, how much am I gonna hate Linux, given that I've been using windows for ten years?

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Open the terminal and type "Sudo make me a sandwhich". I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.