IF I COULD CRY ON ONE'S DIMISE...

... I would cry for Knuth.

It would be a godawful small affair

what happened?

>>3
Someone trolled /prog/. You see that quite often.

>>3
Look at the thread title. Have you ever seen the word "dimise" in English? What happened this evening had nothing to do with Knuth. English has been slain.

>>5
Touché.

Java is an advanced enterprise programming language. An open source product of more than ten years of cutting edge research, it allows rapid development of robust, concise, correct software. With strong support for integration with other languages, built-in concurrency and parallelism, debuggers, profilers, rich libraries and an active community, Java makes it easier to produce flexible, maintainable high-quality software.

>>7
IHBT

>>1
Knuth would be spinning in his grave, were he dead and buried, or alive and a needlecraft goth.

>>9
Wouldn't he use a mutex rather than spin?

>>7
is java open source?? req sources please

this is my first time not trolling on /prog/

>>11
http://www.sun.com/software/opensource/java/

>>11
Sources were available for ages but until recently, it wasn't considered open source.

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Java is an advanced enterprise programming language. An open source product of more than ten years of cutting edge research, it allows rapid development of robust, concise, correct software. With strong support for integration with other languages, built-in concurrency and parallelism, debuggers, profilers, rich libraries and an active community, Java makes it easier to produce flexible, maintainable high-quality software.

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