Disable physical buttons

I bet this guy he couldn't disable the ability to turn off my computer via the button on the front of the case.
He sent me this program, and it worked. I tried to turn it off by the main 'on/off' button but it wouldn't work and i had to turn it off by the switch on the PSU.
How is this possible?

It's a Miracle.  You cannot question His ways.

Thread over.

I bet this guy he couldn't disable the ability to turn off my brain via instant messages.
He sent me this instant message, and it worked. I tried to turn it on by thinking but it wouldn't work and i couldn't turn it on anymore.
How is this possible?

that's a pretty impressive program, actually kind of disturbing, because as far as i know the soft reset is one of the lowest level interrupts there is. i could be wrong and your OS provides a way to disable it, though.

>>5
0/10, since the soft reset is one of the lowest level interrupts there is is a dead giveaway. In any case, my OS (and yours too, most likely) actually provides a way to set what each of the power buttons does when pressed. There's likely even an UI for it, built-in.

Now, if it resisted a five second press, I'd be impressed.


:loop
shutdown -a
goto loop

I bet this guy he couldn't disable the ability to turn off my anus via the rectum on the bottom of the ass.
He sent me those laxatives, and they worked. I tried to turn it off by the main 'on/off' rectum but it wouldn't work and i had to turn it off by sewing my ass shut.
How is this possible?

>>8
FUCK YOU I nearly spilled tea all over my keyboard
+6 Susspoints for the quality joke, though.

>>1
In general pressing your power button once does not cause a shutdown, but it's an action your OS handles. On the other hand, keeping the button pressed for a few seconds will cause a hard shut down. If you want to find out exactly how the program works, just post it here and it probably shouldn't be too hard to find out what it does.

>>9
Did you mean ``+1, Funny''?
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