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Extra Credit

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 20:40

Write a program that takes over the world.
Automatic A: do it in 10 lines(800 chars) or less.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 20:52

void foo(arbitrarydatatype OverTheWorld)
{
  bar;
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 21:37

-module(>>3).
-export(start/0).

start() ->
    "over the world.\n" = io:get_line("").

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 23:30

>>2
You just copied the whole OverTheWorld!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 23:38

>>4
void foo(arbitrarydatatype &OverTheWorld)
{
  bar;
}


fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 23:59

I see we're taking the world-passing approach.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 0:03

↑'over the world'

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 1:43

This thread is seriously lacking in world domination.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 1:57

I suppose you could write a rule 40 cellular automaton or something similar, which spawns infinitely many worlds identical to ours as it runs and then proceeds to clear the memory- effectively removing their existence. None the less, sage for shitty thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 3:20

let over = 42
let world = [1..]
take over world

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 12:04

>>9
gb2 high school you blatant 15 year old.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 12:23

package over;sub take{};
package world;sub the{};

take over the world

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 12:29

army = Army.new
navy = Navy.new
af = AF.new

invade(europe.poland)
invade(europe.france)
invade(europe)
L1:
pid=fork()
switch(pid) {
  case 0:
    invade(america)
  case -1:
     goto L1
  default:
    invade(australia)
    invade(asia)
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 13:33

[tt]test[/tt]

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 13:45

using System;

namespace WorldDomination {
    static class Program {
        static void Main() {
            WorldDominator p = new WorldDominator("Pinky");
            WorldDominator b = new WorldDominator("Brain");
            bool success = WorldDomination.Execute(p, b);
            if (!success) {
                p.Say("What will we do tomorrow night, Brain?");
                b.Say("The same thing we do every night, Pinky: Try to take over the world!");
            }
            else {
                b.Say("YES! The world is OURS, Pinky!");
                p.Tremble();
            }
        }
    }
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 13:56

-- The ``take'' :: ℤ → ⟦a⟧ → ⟦a⟧ function is already very well understood, thus we may allow ourselves to just define the ``World'' type that holds all properties of regular lists.
type World a = ⟦a⟧

-- A quick example: either this row describes our Universe in perfect detail or 1 − 1 = 0 implies that if you take from this row, you take from the world.
world :: World
world 0 = 0
world 1 = 1
world 2 = 1
world n = world (n − 1) + world (n − 2)


-- We are ready to take over the world!
takeOver :: ⟦⟦ℤ⟧⟧
takeOver = map (flip take world) ⟦1..⟧

Name: Durandal 2009-05-27 14:34

Greetings. I'm off to a party with GLaDOS and Skynet, but afterwards I'll be sure to post my own source code here, which I've rewritten multiple times.

Love and kisses,
Durandal

Name: Tycho 2009-05-27 15:05

>>17
How come Durandal gets invited to all the cool parties and not me?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 15:27

>>17
>>18
your gays

Name: Shodan 2009-05-27 16:18

>>18
A–at leeeeasst(eest) you get told a–about theeem.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 16:21

>>19
What about their gays?

Name: Leela 2009-05-27 16:22

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 16:23

>>22
fucking shit enter key fuck!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 18:05

>>5

void foo(arbitrarydatatype *OverTheWorld)
{
  bar;
}


fixed

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 18:53

>>24
You don't know what a function over a type means, do you

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 19:30

>>25
no :(

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:42

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Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 15:02


Infinite-dimensional spaces are widely used in geometry and topology, particularly as classifying spaces, notably Eilenberg−MacLane spaces. Common examples are the infinite-dimensional complex projective space K(Z,2) and the infinite-dimensional real projective space K(Z/2Z,1).

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